Nathan

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[Nathan @ndmathai]

don't let your dreams die kids, thanks @AndreChampagnes https://t.co/d3Immdr0yv

[André Champagne @AndreChampagnes]

Cheers! Now the real party starts.✌️#Adulting #lifeisgood Photo Credit @jxuruan

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

No rest until they finally fix the fountain at the Khalil Gibran Memorial on Massachusetts Avenue.

[Nathan @ndmathai]

@wmataGM @wmataGM can you sell these or auction these prints off, the people yearn for the bloom prints

[DAN THE VILLAIN @lsudan81]

MLK walked so
Malcom X could run so

Lane Kiffin could fly…

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built.

This comment says it all.

[Barred in DC @BarredinDC]

Capitol Hill, H Street, NoMa

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ DC ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was on his way into his office Monday at the Russell Building, and asked about the now-famous photo of him in Fantasyland at Disney World clutching a bubble wand during his 2-week Spring Break.

The Senator was not in a chatty mood. 😬

[Parker 🍻📘 @centristmarxist]

Fun fact: this cannot happen without a political revolution that overthrows the US Constitution

[doomer @uncledoomer]

every man has a fellas group chat that serves as both a support group and a situation monitoring team and its the first place he goes to share any important thing that happens in his life

[NASA Earth @NASAEarth]

That's us! 🌍

The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

Side-by-side:
Braylon Mullins game winner UConn vs Duke 2026
&
JP Pegues game winner Furman vs Virginia 2023

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

"DID WE JUST SEE WHAT WE THINK WE JUST SAW!?"

On this day in 2023, JP Pegues brought Kevin Harlan out of his seat with Furman's SHOCKING game-winner against Virginia 🔥

#MarchMadness

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

The Atlantic has a sobering, first-person look at the ramifications of legalized online sports betting. Here are a few of the more telling passages.
1/5

[Ryan @Rybread_26]

Does Ward 8 have a grocery store yet

[Rini Sampath @RiniSampath]

After 13 years in City Hall, what results do residents actually see? Our infrastructure is crumbling, 911 response times are unacceptable, 311 barely works, and Wards 7 and 8 still lack full grocery access. DC deserves a new generation of leadership focused on fixing the basics so the city actually works. The old guard needs to go. https://t.co/dFwuSOX2ph.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

TEACHER: For thousands of years, that was how it went. Go to Delphi, get a prophecy from the oracle. Sometimes it was a good one, sometimes bad. But it *worked*. Until?
CLASS SHOUTING AS ONE: Private equity!
TEACHER: Exactly. They bought Delphi, and sold the visions for parts.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

You’re laughing?

A Gen Z finance bro named Asher who lives in Murray Hill who has never cooked for himself in his entire life is gonna start a small fire in his apartment tonight attempting to make a grilled cheese, and you’re laughing?