ndmonkey

Fargo transplant to Seattle. Beer/bourbon/video gaming lover. Part- time nacho enthusiast.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@SusanBruiser Very nice shelf cloud, Dave. 10/10.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@xXAutumnIvyXx Pineapple does not belong on pizza. But its ok if others enjoy it.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@WestSeaWx

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

Yeah..fuck that guy.

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

Mark Zuckerberg's superyacht arrived in Seattle on Tuesday as Meta announced 1,400 layoffs in King County. https://t.co/pcDzcVg9Wh

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@therealcliffyb 25 gallons in Seattle would be about 150. Worse in California. Yay.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

This is an actual job a recruiter sent me after "reviewing my resume" and was "impressed with my skills".
https://t.co/zPcnR93A8z

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

And here we go again. Anyone taking bets on when we invade.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

DOJ case against Raúl Castro unsealed. Former Cuban president is charged with conspiracy to kill US nationals, destruction of an aircraft and murder. Follow live updates. https://t.co/BXvYOOTffm

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

There's a lot of people out there dealing with a lot of stress right now. Lack of jobs, food prices, stress about bills. It's not going to get easier for awhile. Just show kindness. That's more than what a lot of us need right now.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@internetofshit Remember Altavista Search? Man that was great.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@WestSeaWx If I close my eyes, I can smell this. Walking in, the smell of freshly made pizza, that tangy zesty sauce lingering in the air, the scent of properly chilled Mt Dew and the Pac Man machine calling to me near the front entrance.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@neonepiphany @emkitkats Chonker.

[FALLOUT⚡️ @falloutonprime]

Okie dokie, please welcome Aaron Paul to Season Three!!!

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@ryanhallyall Can confirm. We're gunna be in the 80s!

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

"Gas Prices Hit $4.45 Highest Since U.S.-Israel-Iran War Began"
If I saw $4.45 around here in Seattle, you best believe I'd be filling up gas cans. Mother fucker, I saw gas going for 5.56 the other day. 4.45? Goddamn.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@TESCountdown @JuiceHead33 You'll be waiting for awhile. Sorry.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

Nah this is fine.

[WW3 Monitor @WW3_Monitor]

President Trump just posted a photo of him being in the water near the DC Monument

As well as Rubio and Vance

🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@xXAutumnIvyXx Ok, once again, I find myself distracted by the awesome tattoo work you have, especially the upper chest area. Very well done!

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@neonepiphany Awww! Kitty!

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@CampingWorld I actually have a wholesome story about Camping World. As a kid, we did a family road trip from Minnesota to Orlando. We had an issue with the hitch for our camper. They stayed open late just to help us get back on the road. Still remember that.

[ndmonkey @ndmonkey79]

@neonepiphany @emkitkats I think you're adult sweetness.