Ando Sibarani

Technology Enthusiast; n00b Programmer, Ctrl-D Freak, Silent Reader, Copy-Paste User, Save-As Fanatic, Internet Crawler. Thoughts are my own!

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Just heard a Singaporean unironically tell a Londoner "your English is very good!" when making mutual introductions, life has come full circle.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs.

Apparently, it doesn't work both ways.

[Andy Gao @instantricecook]

I turned my airpod case into a mouse and it works pretty well!

[Calif @calif_io]

Lockdown Mode helps, until it doesn't.

[Lessons @onlypreneurs]

In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours.

the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.

[Ando Sibarani @ndosibarani]

the coolest thing being in a datacenter, I think, is you can fart as loud as possible and as often without noone noticing 😂

[Vasilios Syrakis @vasilios_s]

As I study math more, it becomes undeniable how limited human working memory is.

It's so limited, that the problem space you're able to solve (even with chunking) is trivial. It's so small that you could argue that thinking within the bounds of your mind is so impotent that it might as well be considered not thinking.

Said another way, if you aren't writing, you (practically) aren't thinking.
Which is uncomfortable because then it means that most of the world is unthinking most of the time.

I'm not discounting intuition (fast thinking, perception via the unconscious). I just think that real thinking (the slow kind) is not only undervalued, but we're mostly confused as to how to utilize it (in my opinion, by writing things out).

[Дем Трекс @dematrex]

Di meja rapat data mengalahkan opini
Di lapangan, eksekusi mengalahkan teori
.
Bob

[trash @trashh_dev]

declared a variable this morning by hand just to feel something

[Ando Sibarani @ndosibarani]

@putabebe missionary-extraslow-hump kind of song, ya?! eh. eh. eh.

[Brock Riddick @BrockRiddickIFB]

These hornets attacked his Bee hive.
Now he is waiting for them on the outside.

[ahmet alp balkan @ahmetb]

probably nothing lol

[Nick Allen @0xNickAllen]

Zero day discovered in COBOL. You heard it here first.

[☩ 𝕁𝕄𝕋 ☩ @SecretFire79]

Some walk with you for a while…

Others stay in your sky forever…

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Every methodology eventually collapses into this one. The rest are just what we call it in the retro.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Perhaps the threat was never a rogue AI agent trying to subvert humans—but humans using AI to hurt other humans.

[Α Ω Programmer @OmegaNekoSimp]

NOW THE DNS HAS RCE WHAT THE FUCK

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

You Can Eat Anything

(by tommcgovern27 on IG)

[PWN AI @pwn_ai]

Introducing PwnEscape 🦉: a full KVM guest-to-host escape via a Linux kernel networking flaw affecting industry standard hypervisors.

CVE-2026-99999 went from untrusted VM code to host-kernel memory reads, controlled writes, and root command execution. More below: