Noluthando Nomcebo

[Noluthando Nomcebo @ndowcee]

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[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

My cousin maChappies worked at the Cebolethu funerals. Every time after work, he would arrive home and sit next to our grandfather.

He would tell Mkhulu about a new set of coffins and caskets that arrived that day. This other time, he looked at Grandpa and said, "Yazi kukhona iConnection enginayo emsebenzini Mkhulu.. uBusy? Ayaphela amabhokisi afenele wena.".

This thing of my cousin started bothering uMkhulu. So he stopped chilling with us and bought himself his own TV wayibeka ekamereni.

One day, Grandpa started having chest pains, maChappies looked at him and smiled then said, "Ngisakubekele that thing esakhuluma ngayo". At first we took it as a joke but ke manje this was serious. As a family we decided that he must go rent a room in town. Fine, wahamba ekhaya. Kwaba mnandi, noMkhulu wabuyela eDinning Room and watched TV with us.

MaChappies bought uMkhulu a new phone. We thought ke thina maybe it was his way to apologize. We then found out he has been sending coffin and casket specials to uGrandpa, the last message said, "Not that I'm rushing you ne Mkhulu, but I just like beautiful things."

We disowned him.😭😭

[Sinamile Qhawekazi @SthuliSkandabah]

Mase kuk'ningi kakhulu, ubovele udonse ingubo ulale.

[—𝙺𝚊𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚔𝚊🌸 @Sizi_phiwe]

Update your partner always. It's not a rule, It's a love language Your partner shouldn't guess where you are. They shouldn't wonder what you're doing. Updating them is not control. It's love. It says, "You matter. I want you to know."

[Kloverr @moedeveloperr]

@raptalksk I'd say American Wedding, but very few know about that Gem

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

End both games. Africa is a struggling economy m, we can use the remaining minutes in both games to revive our respective economies.

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

If you want respect in death, you must give respect in life.

[wami.🍒 @_wamzyyy]

you guys are so careless with peoples hearts yho

[Dineo @dineonono]

you have to mentally prepare for the constant problems. the problems happen simultaneously, one after the other, all at once and in multiples all the time. every week it’s something new.

[SHIMATSATSA 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🎀 @Boity_tshivhase]

Nothing annoys me like a promiscuous man. We don’t shame men enough for their lack of sexual discipline.

[Boinolo @b0inolo]

Nothing has been funny since I matriculated

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Ng’yazi kunzima kodwa ngithandazela ukuthi uthole amandla amasha. Ukuze amaphupho akho afezeke.

God bless the dreamer….God bless the dream.

[Noluthando Nomcebo @ndowcee]

@Anne_Ngwenya Lol alright friend kuyevakala

[Noluthando Nomcebo @ndowcee]

@Anne_Ngwenya Lol angkhulumi 😶

[Noluthando Nomcebo @ndowcee]

@Anne_Ngwenya

[Sunday🌗 @hayin_uAvu]

Liyatshona ilanga mos

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

I get so annoyed when fries have so much sauce 😭