NDP Pitchbot

Milquetoast Third Way policy proposals for the 21st Century 🧡🇨🇦

Parody.

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Jagmeet utter the words "public ownership" 2023 challenge

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

@_SimonBlack There will be a contender announcing very shortly. Stay tuned.

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Congrats @JohnTory on your well-deserved win!

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Extending our heartfelt congratulations to @GiorgiaMeloni on a hard-fought victory. You go, girl! ✊🇮🇹♀️

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Rest in Power, Queen Elizabeth II 🙏❤️🇬🇧

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

No notes

[In the Chamber @HoCChamber]

1/2 By unanimous consent, the #HoC adopted a motion to meet today and tomorrow for the sole purpose of paying tribute and making statements on the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and the accession to the throne of His Majesty King Charles III.

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

neoliberalism

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

The Liberal party's vetting process for #OntarioVotes candidates is a disgrace. Our vetting is stringent and principled, and as a result we are ready to elect the most milquetoast centrist government this province has ever seen ✊

[Curbs @Curbisboy]

ONDP Candidates: 'Is this good or bad?'

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

@kurtstoll_CAN @VeronicaCardXx lol

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

We value public input from concerned Canadians ✊

[Shannon Phillips 🇨🇦 @SPhillipsAB]

@d_ylan7 @wickdchiq lol

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

The NDP calls for action against xenophobic Bill 21. No person's human rights should be disrespected based solely on their identity, unless of course they're Indigenous and are resisting the construction of a pipeline on their unceded territory✊

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Premier Horgan states that this drain on public finances necessitates accelerated oil-profiteering to balance the books

[CBCEarlyEdition @CBCEarlyEdition]

Vancouver police says they're spending more than $3 million per year on protests in the city. The say the main culprit are climate activists.

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Upending local nomination meetings to force-in bland party hacks as candidates may seem like terrible political strategy, but trust us, it'll work this time! #FourthTimesACharm

[Ontario NDP @OntarioNDP]

Scarborough Centre has officially nominated former Toronto City Councillor and school board Trustee @NeethanShan to run in the next election!

Congratulations Neethan, and welcome to the team! #ONpoli 🍊

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Good morning, in 183 days Ontarians can elect a government that will ponder this orb

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

@jjhorgan @RachelNotley 👀👀

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

Could Fossil Fuels Save Us From The Pandemic?

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

By 2025, we will raise the minimum wage to $30 / 2 hours ✊

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

Fourth time's a charm!

[Jessa 🎙️🔻 @Jessa_McLean]

Polls are ugly again this morning in Ontario.

Don’t worry though. We’ve got a plan:

We’re going to ‘reintroduce @AndreaHorwath’

This alone will inspire thousands upon thousands to change their voting patterns.

#onpoli #ONDP

[NDP Pitchbot @NDPpitchbot]

No parody necessary. https://t.co/lCddZcMXWG