Andres Lopez

They call me Elevator b/c I'm always Rising to the top and I can still be Down to Earth.

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

Bruh for the past months I was thinking why is no one on twitter anymore. Whole time, I was in the for you section 😭🤣🤣

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

@carlsundays Fuck the eagles 😔

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

Actually nevermind. The past is the past.

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

Poland if you’ve ever wanted revenge for what the nazis did to y’all just remember that lots of them fled to Argentina

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

This ski lift malfunction is still so crazy 😳🤯 https://t.co/Kax2OlOJNW

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

Mofuckers really woke up at 2 AM to watch their “goat” score a Mickey Mouse gol and get their 36 win streak snapped to a country that’s known as the one where Bin Ladin was born in. LFG 🇸🇦

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

If Qatar 🇶🇦 did all those human rights violations to make the #WorldCup happen they better win (or at least rig) the whole thing. Because no way they did all that just for 3 L’s🤣🤣

[James @JamesCizek3]

@DangeRussWilson no offense just retire already , you threw 2 picks in the end zone just like you did against brady in the Super Bowl on 3rd & 1.

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

@yalordb

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

come at us

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

What Will Smith just did, for better or worse, just changed the world. All with a single slap. For that, it would be weird to not respect the man.

[Shane @FourScore64]

that new episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was peak television

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Will Smith smacks Chris Rock, a breakdown

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

Bruh wtf. This was one of the most boring movies I’ve ever seen.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

'DUNE' won the most #Oscars of the night with 6 total wins.

See the full winners list: https://t.co/LAXthSBRMT

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

@Antonio_Leana We need Uncle Phil’s advice most definitely now more than ever

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

How tf do people think will is on the wrong lol. Hell no. Because it was on live tv?? Okay, and? What difference does it make.

[Andres Lopez @ndreslowpez]

That being said, I ain’t gonna lie the joke was pretty funny. Maybe deserving of a slap but still pretty damn funny