Andrew Conley

I do work. I do good work. I do God's work.

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@timecaptales @historyinmemes Can’t read this and not believe she’s a witch!

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

This time we get to stand in a hot jet bridge without any info of what’s going on @BritishAirwSUCK @britishairways #britishairwayssucks

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

Another @britishairways flight another delay! They are batting 1000 this month

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@britishairways is the worst airline I’ve ever beeen on. And I’ve flown around the world and for work plenty. I’ve been on bad ones. It’s not that we were delayed for a mechanical. It’s that they didn’t rebook us, they didn’t communicate at all.

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@britishairways after 32 hours of delays, 0 communication, and now further delays, our pilot interrupts us to inform us of problems that we can’t affect! Never fly this airline

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@spaacekaace That’s hate speech and I call on @elonmusk to censor this

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@spaacekaace This is just another case of the left spouting nonsensical misinformation.

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

Yikes @PortOfPortland won’t ever respond? Bananas.

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

Following a story on Wednesday, KOIN 6’s emails flooded with responses from those who say their cars were stolen at PDX -- despite paying for parking they thought would be secure. https://t.co/wlxUUE1kA8

[Andy Tran @andy23tran]

What's going on here?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Americans Assure Pentagon They Don’t Care Enough To Make Covering Up Drone Strikes Worthwhile https://t.co/958QReV7zd

[Science News @ScienceNews]

When Pluto lost its planetary status, textbooks were revised, posters were reprinted, but many planetary scientists, especially those who study Pluto, never bothered to change. https://t.co/wEPgQKBhLU

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

Too bad it’s real. Would’ve made a grest @TheOnion story.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

State Rep. Samsel allegedly assaulted a 16-year-old student while substitute teaching at a public school last month. https://t.co/DnxsmeiWbK

[Phil Geiger @phil_geiger]

Ok so electric cars charged with whatever blend of energy is available are good for the environment, but #bitcoin, a global electric money programmed to make overconsumption more expensive and run on only the cheapest electricity is bad for the environment.

Got it.

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@Oregonian Stop saying climate change. Start saying overfishing.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Average Wall Street bonus in 1985: $13,970
Average Wall Street bonus in 2020: $184,000

Minimum wage in 1985: $3.35
Minimum wage in 2020: $7.25

If we had raised the wage at the same rate as Wall Street bonuses, the minimum wage would be $44 an hour.

[Andrew Conley @ndrewconley]

@NHRA @CH3NO2Joe @LeverichRacing Congrats Jessica and Todd!

[NHRA @NHRA]

A @CH3NO2Joe warmup followed by a proposal?! 💍

@LeverichRacing | #Gatornats

[Talkingben @TalkingBenCoin]

@elonmusk I made 600k on dogecoin between yesterday and today, I’ll be giving 1k$ in doge to the ones who follow me and retweet this tweet

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Where do I sign?