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[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

A man's biggest downfall isn't going broke

It's marrying a loud, clueless woman who thinks she's always right

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Chefs in Parliament called us and told us there was food. Wewe unaweza kuacha chakula kweli?” – Chama explains how they feasted in Parliament!**

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Kenyans are speaking buana.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

You cannot handle a simple typhoid or cholera outbreak but suddenly you can handle Ebola?

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Do you guys know how fast GSU usually shows up to utumishi academies to beat up children whenever they strike???
But school fire walikuwa wapi?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Breaking:

Kenya has approved a US plan to set up an Ebola quarantine facility at a military base in Laikipia for Americans exposed to the outbreak in DR Congo.

Kenya had reportedly pushed for the facility to also serve other nationalities.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Emotional scenes as parent attempts to enter Utumishi Girls Academy dormitory destroyed by school fire.

Video by Collins Oduor

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

🔵 for IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[Kestin @keskanana]

What happened to no window grills and two exit doors policy in dormitories

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Ignore the ebola story for a minute

Completely ignore the national prayer breakfast at Safari park hotel

Read Finance Bill 2026

Reject Finance Bill 2026

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenya has never reported a confirmed case of Ebola since I can remember. So now, we want to import it?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Auditor General Nancy Gathungu has revealed that essential HIV, malaria, and cancer drugs worth Sh1 billion expired in KEMSA warehouses

[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

After those USA citizens are quarantined in Kenya, vaccines from Oxford university will be ready and it will land here in Kenya.

By that time, Kenya would have recorded thousands of Ebola cases.

Hesabu ni ya plus hapa.

Hakuna Ebola.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

We must really strongly condemn and refuse the entry of any Ebola patients into our borders … if a super power with all its resources is refusing its own citizens back who are we to accept them through our borders ?

[ANNE ODIDA🇰🇪 @anne_odida]

Mark you, Kenya has never reported a confirmed case of Ebola. Ever.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Politicians wakitaka better health care huwa wanaenda abroad, but ebola patients ndio wanaletwa kuseek medical attention kenya. Eiii Ruto needs to die sasa

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The USA has vowed not to allow anyone exposed to EBOLA to the USA soil.

They are free to take their citizens exposed to EBOLA and quarantine them in Space Ships, or to the USA territory.

If the USA doesn’t want them, they can stay in the DRC.

If the EBOLA exposed people are not safe for the USA, they are not safe for Kenyans.

@WilliamsRuto must be deposed if he brings EBOLA to Kenya using infected USA citizens.