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[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

🗣️”unaendele aje ?”
Me: ni kunga’nga’na tu

[Kateregga Philemon @Philemonkats]

Every car owner has reached some point where the car annoys them and they feel like giving up on it😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ukiona akicheka hivi huezi jua anaeza kuua na slippers.

[Kiluuks♡ @DeeKiluu_]

I was talking to oomf akanisho they have plenty of avocado trees but hakuna mtu anaeza panda kuzipick.

Hapo mwanangu nikajikuta nimemuliza..." Hamna ngolya?"😭😭

I'm cringing so bad 😞

[Ayiela Lucia @ayielar]

Why do Kenyan nail techs hate cutting nails short?
Makucha ni yangu na nimesema ukate yote, mbona tuna argue?

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

What nonsense is this Lakini
Mnatuona aje ?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

No one tells you that even your dream job can lose its sparkle the second you end up with bad leadership or chaotic coworkers.

[♧ @Terrence_Y_]

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

PSYCHOLOGY FACT: when a woman keeps solving everything alone while in a relationship, her brain stops seeing her partner as safe support and starts seeing him as dead weight once that switch flips, attraction quietly fades no matter how much history they share.

[KERIA @justkeria]

I avoid drama but please don’t ever think that you can bully me.

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

Carrot cake recieves all the hate when Black Forest is the real demon

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We've officially entered the era of the B+ employee: the one who shows up every day, delivers, is easy to work with, but refuses to be the hero.

[Airika👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @velvetveilll]

I'm a very independent woman but I have NO desire to be with someone that watches me do everything on my own.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

[C'est Moi @Kusajishi_1]

So tax the hell out of new car imports and then make sure people bring their old cars to you for inspection?

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

When we ask why taxes are soo high, we are compared to UK and Singapore.
When we ask why our debt is so high, they talk about Japan and their gdp to debt ratio.
But healthcare? Infrastructure? Education? Quality of life? Suddenly, we are comparable to Uganda and Tanzania

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Half of the time, the “peace” a lot of men ask for when they talk about wanting a partner that brings peace is silence and acceptance when they misbehave or act disrespectfully.