Yoda

Partial Owner of Wonderful businesses & a part time sheep herder.

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The only thing I’m wishing for all of you is dividend payouts so large that they exceed your M-Pesa transaction limits.

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@ItsJeffreyJeff dressing weight ni slightly less than half of live weight. Best utapata ni 50kgs.

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@koech235 i said their loans attract 0% interest rates not that they are free. There are 7 countries in EA that take IMF loans. Kenya being the proposed site for ebola facility is strictly stupidity from Ruto.

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@Kianangih they are predicting that elnino is on its way.

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@moses_omar8068 Unfortunately, the underlying business is trash… and the lack of a tangible offer means this is wholly speculative. Sold my shares today

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What does this person know that we don’t? The sale is off, losses are widening. What i'm I missing?

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@madkiqofficial @dubstepdodo @Shimbirta2 @Macr0_Nerd haha sio wewe.

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@dubstepdodo @Shimbirta2 @Macr0_Nerd @madkiqofficial are you new to this country? lmaoo. That is literally what the government does. Instead of paying off loans, they just tax you more. wewe ni mgeni taon naona.

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@1EliteInvestor handsight is always 20/20. In all honesty, some opportunities are still obvious and some people are shouting at the top of their voices that they are obvious.

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@dubstepdodo @Shimbirta2 @Macr0_Nerd @madkiqofficial Are you retarded? You can solve the issue by destroying the demand or by solving the supply issues. Either still works.

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@dubstepdodo @Shimbirta2 @Macr0_Nerd @madkiqofficial through demand destruction. Most inflationary pressures in kenya are supply-driven,,, and yet interest rates still work to drive them down.

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@dubstepdodo @Shimbirta2 @Macr0_Nerd @madkiqofficial https://t.co/i7v4Xks0Eh

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Ahead of the June 9th Monetary Policy Committee meeting, Kenya's headline inflation ratchets up further past the mid-point to close May at 6.7%.

Three important observations to make in the May 2026 inflation numbers:

· Non-core Inflation has crossed the mid-teens to close at 16.0%
· It's the first time since August 2025 that we are seeing Core Inflation > 3.0% having closed at 3.2%
· The headline print is at the closest it's been to the prescribed ceiling (7.5%) in 28 months

The last time I caught up with the Governor of the Central Bank in April, he indicated a number of things:

· While data still suggested there was scope to further unwind the benchmark, the war on Iran & the ensuing supply side shock risked complicating the pathway going forward

· The first & core mandate of the apex bank is price stability & it is important that inflation are not only anchored, but anchored early enough

I anticipate tightening in the June 9th meeting.

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@dubstepdodo @Shimbirta2 @Macr0_Nerd @madkiqofficial its past the midpoint target. CBR might go up in the next 6 days.

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@WaruhiuFranklin @mytradesignals @madkiqofficial @cleuveschahasi Banter ni lazima. ukicatch ni shauri yako

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@BoardLotSultan ngumu sana. it will go much lower. that supply vs demand is a problem. kesho ni 17 bob

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@koech235 Its hard to be successful while defrauding people simply because you will not have returning customers.

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@NSE_Investors Coop is 5.15 bob?
HF is 4.5 bob? Is there atlas Africa?