Andy 👨🏻‍💻

Software developer in Manchester • he/him

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

My friend was telling me he stopped using Twitter and deleted it from his phone and that his life was 100% better…

…so I’m giving it a go and delete the bird app from my phone and only really use it for work stuff. So… bye 👋🏻

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

@UPS_UK Hey, tracking is saying a delivery attempt was made but nobody has rung with a parcel so this is just untrue. Could you help please.

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

I love that kittens don’t know how to sleep properly so instead of curling up and getting cosy, they just plonk down whenever they like

[ⓒⓐⓣⓢⓣⓨ @blastycats]

acquired C A T. You put the C A T in your K E Y I T E M S pocket.

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

gotta hand it to some of the ex-Twitter employees cos if I had been made redundant in the way they were… 😮‍💨

[SMINTY @smintyd]

I feel like the justification of Dakota being in the bottom that she needs to push herself further is kinda rubbish teebs, the challenge was family resemblance and she delivered, the LAST thing you want to do on that challenge is stray away from your go-to aesthetic hmmm

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

omg academically learning 'leadership' during this musk takeover is exhausting fml

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

@nay_wakers97 💃🏻💃🏻

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

Dakota out of drag looks like an English teacher #DragRaceUK

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

me: “my tummy hurts”
also me: *eyes up the menu of the chicken shop downstairs*

[CBBC @cbbc]

Junior Eurovision is BACK and we can finally reveal our UK entry, @iamfreyaskye!

Loads more to come including her song and video for ‘Lose My Head’ 🎤🎆🇬🇧 Keep checking back for more.

Coming to @BBCiPlayer & CBBC on 11th December.

#JESC2022 #Eurovision #SpinTheMagic

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

Or the Centra breakfast roll destroying whatever the hell Greggs calls a breakfast

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

I love bodega discourse but British people aren’t ready for to talk about Dublin Spars having sandwich shops in the middle of them.

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

Need to sort out my plans for Homobloc with the girls

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

idk man, given this guy’s whole schtick is being a good communicator on policy, you’d think he’d be able to non-confrontationally answer this by principle

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

Putting aside the absurdity of this position, what I hate about Starmer is the way he careens his principles (and unfortunately Labour’s, by proxy) based on the *presumed* audience he speaking to. In fact, it makes him detestable.

[j @jrc1921]

'We all know what it's like with teenage children and I feel very strongly about this...this argument that children can make decisions without the consent of parents is one I just don't agree with at all'

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

This same question, to Pink News, would be answered vastly differently. Hell, if he wasn’t speaking to Mumsnet, it probably would have been answered with less ferocity.

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

they just die in the summer instead, it's okay

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Not to tempt fate but as we approach winter the weather is warmer than average.

If it continues to be this mild, we will see less household poverty, fewer winter deaths, and less of a burden on the NHS.

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

this man has some cheek i give him that

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Former UK health secretary Matt Hancock suspended as a Conservative MP after joining cast of ITV's I'm A Celebrity https://t.co/2GKwuD4Tdn

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

@jaffajaejae my MP used to be one of these weirdos too, dw

[Andy 👨🏻‍💻 @ndyharmon]

There's a really strange brand of Conservative MPs that tweet inflammatory stuff like this and I'm sure, in their heads, they think they have the same impact as Marjorie Taylor Greene does in the US. But really, to even supporters of the Conservatives, it comes off a bit tactless