Naima

Career Diplomat | Linguist | Coffee and Chai Enthusiast|💍👨‍👩‍👧🤍

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

I say my number in 3s. Say it in 2s and I can't recognise it.

[Dan Martland @DanTVusa]

Crazy double Rainbow over Manhattan this evening.
#NewYorkCity ⚡️🌈⚡️

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

One thing about kujituma and having a great work ethic is that the universe has no choice but to respect the effort. So things will fall into place, it’s only a matter of time ✨

[Naima @ne3mo__]

💔💔💔

[Brygettes Ngana @NBrygettes]

May these angels rest in peace 🙏🏿

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

@TangoFox_ I love using matatus because it give me time to check maps and identify such dynamics.
It is like this spot along the Sagana bridge as you head to Nairobi.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

this life is not a dress rehearsal. stop postponing your joy until everything is fixed, finished, healed, explained, or approved.

[Naima @ne3mo__]

😂😂😂

[Owhiskey🇰🇪 @Owhiskey]

From "sister crop tops, palazzo, shorts" to "mum nguo za watoto" life really comes at you fast 😭

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Not the Tiramisu Gorge 🤭

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

The happy ending I want….

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Declare this the photo of the year already.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

A rule that will improve your life: Never assume bad intent, but don’t ignore repeated patterns. Everyone gets grace. Nobody gets unlimited passes.

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Sir Kata @Electro_cutery]

@shikumungai_ @_nowella_ There are multiple layers of criminality at play
1. Starting the fire
2. Starting the fire in a fully occupied dorm
3. Starting the fire at night when people are less aware
4. Locking the primary exit with everyone still stuck inside

We can't therapy-speak away that criminality

[Naima @ne3mo__]

😂😂😂

[kkmwamburi @kkmwamburi]

@MsMacharia 😂😂poor innocent flowers put on trial at the podium of political correctness.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

The law. By the time your child has done this, they're kinda out of your hands.

But I think parents need to tell their children that parental authority ends where the state begins. They need to tell the kids that if the kids break the law, they are on their own. Not as a threat. As a fact.

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

Oh to be a rich beautiful woman in her big car driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house