Jon Neale

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@sainsburys I’m thinking of challenging you over the trade descriptions act for your ‘ultimate’ car wash. It’s terrible.

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@sainsburys Can you help me? This isn’t going well.

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@Argos_Online What does that response mean? Can i purchase things advertised on your website or not? I had six items in my basket and was told I couldn’t click and collect or get home delivery. Does that sound right Carol?

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Anyone else? #Cuthback

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Morning @Tesco @sainsburys @asda @Morrisons @waitrose @coopuk. Cuthbert needs the help of Curly, Clyde, Cecil, Charlie, Morris and Wiggles. Caterpillars clubbing together to raise money for charity, not lawyers. #caterpillarsforcancer. Up for it?

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

.@MonopolyUK Do these work? #FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

A tweet about shopping.

Fillet Steak.
Rice.
Eggs.
Edam.
Cabbage.
Uh, bread.
Tea.
Halloumi.
Bananas.
English muffins.
Raisins.
Tomatoes.

#FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Cuthbert has been found GUILTY…

..of being delicious.
#FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Judge: Show us the evidence!
Us: What evidence?

#FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Just Colin our lawyers.
#FreeCuthbert

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

This is not just any court case, this is... #FreeCuthbert

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@Tesco That’s pretty naughty Tesco 😉

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@Tesco That’s pretty naughty Tesco 😉

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@SilverstoneUK Defo need this as its my only chance of getting a pass from the wife. General admission just won’t cut it in her eyes👀🏎

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@CrossCountryUK that’s fine, if they are the rules. The point is she should have said, “have you got the original ticket”, not accusing me, incorrectly of fraud, loudly, in front of a train full of passengers. That’s the point here. Imagine the embarrassment.

[Jon Neale @neale_jonathan]

@CrossCountryUK Is it ok that your ticket checker on the Bhm/Stockport train has just publically declared at the top her voice that presenting a screen shot of my ticket email “could be considered fraud”. I quietly told her that it’s easier than pulling up the email. She loudly