Neal Lindsay

Too old to be a millennial, too young to be generation x. What a dumb age I am!

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

Bad software developers aren't bad because they have one less year of experience in your favorite language – they're bad because they create a toxic environment and stifle collaboration. But guess which of those factors is easily quantified.

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@kadams54 I like @tweetbot

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

With news coming in that Twitter plans to make its algorithm even worse, I would like to remind you that all social media prioritization algorithms are bad. If you must use Twitter, use a third-party client that can give you a reverse-chronological timeline like God intended.

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

Sometimes I see a new word and think, “should I look this up or will knowing another obscure word just make my writing more annoying?”

[ash @scandalousloki]

FUCK GUYS IM SO SORRY

[David M Willis! @damnyouwillis]

Table 109 at @CXCFestival! All the way in the back next to @LaughingOgreOH ! Here from 1 to 5.

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@rstevens I’m no snitch.

[Justin Searls @searls]

I lost most of a day dealing with a quiet change to Heroku Postgres, which now requires all PG extensions be installed to a new schema "heroku_ext".

Here's the guide I wish I'd had yesterday. https://t.co/l8mXAe9t36

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

I’ve been saying for a while that the Charger has the perfect name to be an electric car.

https://t.co/KVCnJWw5Mi

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

Over Easy! At the Depot

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@damnyouwillis @apocrypals Thiccla

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Hello this is your college. Despite moving nineteen times since graduating we have finally located you. We've raised our tuition to 4x what it was when you went here and you can't afford to send your kid here, but you should send us money

[Tom Moloughney @tommolog]

If you haven't already, check out my YouTube channel, State Of Charge with Tom Moloughney. I post EV range tests, DC fast charging analysis, and of course, electric vehicle charging equipment reviews and recommendations.
https://t.co/fhIJBbroj9

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@bostonaholic If you include a “7”, how do they know it’s not octal?

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@bostonaholic It’s implying that you’re very old.

[David M Willis! @damnyouwillis]

"I don't like this prequel because I know he won't die" is that seriously the only kind of story you think somebody can tell, is that the only possible stake a story can have, how basic are you

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@nerdsherpa How are we supposed to keep track of all these slurs and racist dog whistles?

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

the tension you feel in the air is everyone simultaneously trying to share their thoughts while not becoming suspended from the website that shows us the news that causes us to have the thoughts

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@HeyChelseaTroy I’m in Columbus 👋

[Neal Lindsay @neall]

@kerrizor Fair point. Also, I personally still use normal array syntax when the strings are only being used in a text context and feel like they *might* include spaces in the future.