Neall Dewsbury

Programmer for @Bulkhead; working on @Wardogs. Opinions are mine own.

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"What tidings? What tidings from far off lands?" I mutter to myself as I hit refresh on my Google news feed once more

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Surely Gen Z's innoculation against future shock is done by now. Grief.

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@VesCodes Ha, no I was blessed on that one

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Has anyone noticed lately that just nothing works properly? Everything that relies on tech works 80% of the time and it's just infuriating

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The years flash past like seconds, but the foam on a slightly over-zealously decanted pepsi lasts an age

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Sometimes as I sit down my knees make a sound like a Morris Minor slowly driving over overcooked popcorn

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I was surprised to learn today that car insurance is, in fact, regulated. Charging new drivers 4 times the value of their car is just predatory. It'S tHe StAtIsTiCs.

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Kids today will never understand the genius of My Hands Are Bananas

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Getting older is scrolling further and further down actors' IMDb credits to find the show you remember them from

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Old people have an untapped, almost limitless capacity for meme potential. How do we mine that

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Tried listening to an audiobook about ADHD, but got distracted

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Life as a service, just £9.99.99.99 a month

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How different a TV remote would be if your thumb and pinky swapped sides

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Now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time I saw a quoit

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@HowardPhilpott It's right there and you still got it wrong

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Metaphor

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Y'all ever stop and think that people's faces have different aerodynamic properties?

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Mothee cup

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@scharfbitch What is wrong with you

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Home is where the wheelie bin colours make sense