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Comedy Operation

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Data entry never looked... well it probably looks just like this. http://t.co/7fuDJfTJM4

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Today: Believe in yourself. http://t.co/BOhX4QRcKW

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Today: Go to school with Doctor Doom. http://t.co/9hFIZ87KcH

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Captain's log: Humanity http://t.co/TYw7uEoPDI

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There is beauty where you poop. http://t.co/sxv31WuZrl

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Before female superheroes had breasts the size of their head, writers had even worse ideas. http://t.co/MKgThjCeKI

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.@Caschetta Glad to hear it! It still makes @Davidwwmaclean cry, mostly because we had it framed so we could throw it at him.

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At eight-hundred and two, he's getting too old for this shit.

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Today we check in once again with Captain Willy Fitz. http://t.co/n81EKgM7tm

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Today: the legacy of the 90's. http://t.co/YTaW7ny4uv

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Once we get this movie about Jennifer Lawrence's fart green lit we're all going to be millionaires. http://t.co/yM7JQesZRL

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All anyone wants is someone who will accept them as a fallible person covered in fruit. http://t.co/8sbmTbvpzQ

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Robin Hood gets with the times. http://t.co/Skh4LadCbf

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Never trust a dog with a cupcake. http://t.co/FOdNK43fzL

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You guys probably don't remember, but this is what life was like before Tinder. http://t.co/bdYLzmPG7Q

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.@LocalFavourite isn't staring at your butts ladies. He's staring right above it. http://t.co/YEftWscNuQ

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Sure sex claims to "sell", but find out which euphemisms for genitals will really drive traffic to your website here: http://t.co/cEXuNbOPCQ

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Today: see the wonders of Egypt on a budget. http://t.co/oKriq9rCvu

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Pranks on pranks on pranks. http://t.co/fOC25xUcLu

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If you loved HIMYM I feel bad for you son. That show went on for 9 seasons but the end was really dumb. #HIMYMFinale