short king

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[moneyfolder: round 5 @MoneyFolder5]

I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga

[⭑ lena⁸¹ .ᐟ໑̣ 🪩 @somepiastri]

“first gay man ever elected to U.S. senate”
“first native american woman to be elected governor in U.S. history”
“first muslim senator in U.S. history”
“first black female governor in U.S. history”

[short king @neatbark0]

@Gabsfluid should we go firebomb a walmart instead

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@ReyZach_ @millionaireone2 @Phil_Lewis_ where the hell did I say they were alive?

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@ReyZach_ @millionaireone2 @Phil_Lewis_ a study conducted specifically on the brains of athletes who competed between youth and collegiate levels showed 40% of them had CTE. the damage starts early

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@StyledApe

[akira 🎃🪽 @akiraswan0]

you get 3 nanoseconds to clean ur oatmeal bowl before cement forms

[short king @neatbark0]

@prayforthelost7 @HELLLLHOOOOLE he's deader than all of us as well, so... i think i'm fine with that

[short king @neatbark0]

@merkelisart it wasn't any of your fucking business. you should've just let it be

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@natsbongwater @Chripotle this was the first thing that popped into my mind too, lmao

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@BLKCandle @Q4quise his millions are cute but "this hoe" is a billionaire lol

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@wiseowlboy @francemothers "she was up there dancing her ass off" *posts a video of her crawling then standing up*

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@michaelologist my on repeat playlist on spotify looks ridiculous rn

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@devmeta @remarks @1BEASTonX i'm success, speak for yourself

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[short king @neatbark0]

@honeyedvoid @mrBlowTree17 @spiritdetached @kuuhenki if it's something the body does, someone out there is probably jerking off to it. i found out recently sneezing is one too apparently

[short king @neatbark0]

@HawkeyeRoad "turn out to be an asshole" as though we didn't know he was an asshole a decade ago

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@kenhll555 @isaiah_bb right. so this is a well established practice that politicians on both sides have advocated for then? and not communist tyranny?

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@acrowley79 @mitrajoy_ yeah, she said nice things about lindsey "we're killing all the right people" graham

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@LaydenRobinson @Sorry4noname @the_christnats less than a decade ago, child marriage was legal in all 50 US states, and it continues to be legal in 33 of them. are those 33 states islamic too?