zach ☻

MI

[zach ☻ @neatpotatoes]

Lowkey my best friend

[Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky]

if youre not listening to the 17 minute version of MacArthur Park youre only getting half the story

[derpy @derpyez]

y'all ever be pissing but wanna piss faster so you put on turbo fast pissing mode

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

Have never seen a tweet make sense less than this. If anything this is a Portland Oregon polyamorous fem vs a phoenix Arizona bisexual

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

❄️👀

[43% Bernt 🇺🇳 @anti_realism_]

“This pool is tiny”

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

fascinating.

[zach ☻ @neatpotatoes]

Spent the weekend in Cleveland

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken

[ijbolina jolie @stooobless]

it’s so sad whitmer fell off bc she served here

[zach ☻ @neatpotatoes]

There is a whole other world out there

[Pubity @pubity]

MrBeast’s viral Russian dance video is now the most reposted TikTok in the history of the platform

It has over 10 million reposts

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

👀👀

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

JD Vance: “God forbid we have a President El-Sayed.”

Also JD Vance: