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[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Happy Daddy Day: Sidney Crosby is the Flyers father. If he scores a goal. And the Penguins win game 1 tonight. I’ll give away 3 Sid jerseys. All you have to do is 1) Follow me. And 2) Retweet this post. Let’s Go Pens.

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Nothing like a sweet treat from @sheetz after a hard fought soccer game

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@sheetz @unrulyfatblack

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@RepTonyGonzales So it was God’s plan to use your position of power to cheat on your wife with a staffer and then cause that woman to set herself on fire? Wow! You’re a fucking piece of shit

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@Eduardopto @RepTonyGonzales Does that include the affair which forced a woman to set herself on fire?

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@DollarGeneral you gotta step up your helium game. Went to 4 locations and they all said they’re out of heliums for balloons.

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@espn besides the fact that we can’t get full coverage of the @TheMasters fist two rounds, could you at least put the players’ scores on the screen after they finish each hole?

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@MarkL58073 @sheetz Was it cold outside? Maybe there was shrinkage

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@soIoucity @EliotShorrParks Sounds hideous

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@pgh_scanner

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@Serilumm @reporterchris They’re talking about ice conditions, not the dimensions

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@Spartansword123 @AdrianM09155229 @krassenstein Why would he pay? The guy sent a screenshot of the One Big Beautiful Bill

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@Verizon @VerizonSupport do you train all of your wireless salespeople how to commit elder fraud?

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@eazy_sabine80 @PatMcAfeeShow That 5 gallon hat is a little small for your 10 gallon head

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@wendys is 22 minutes considered fast food now? That’s from the time I ordered until just now.

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@Buccigross Rodrigues/Henrique #bucciovertimechallenge

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@LunchBox_LB @RepTimBurchett

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⁦@MarkMaddenX⁩ https://t.co/AN83mAT4v5

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@RonFilipkowski @RexChapman Constipation is a mother fucker. Also, tell me that’s not @TheoVon

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@bobgrove91 Shot out of a rocket