Benjamin Johnson

[FourLyoko @FourLyoko_]

Yeah man, what possible storylines could there be with a team going for a three peat, two teams going for their first ever World Series win, one team doing the unprecedented after three straight 100 loss seasons, and one team trying to end the longest active WS drought. Boring!

[Miguel Vargas’s Bluegill @jakelenertz_]

Win on Saturday I guess

[The Last AirBENder @BenChiTownKid98]

Watching these last two games #WhiteSox

[Adam @AdamThaSportFan]

- erectile dysfuntion ad
- Sydney Sweeney Gambling ad
- Kalshi Ad

Alright the game is on, here's a kalshi prediction for Munetaka Murakami

It's fine, football is back on Sunday. Here's the sideline reporter right now... brought to you by chatgpt

[Patrick Comiskey @Comiskey22]

Still cant get over people complaining about the start time of this game. The #WhiteSox have a chance to clinch a playoff series at home for the first time in 120 years and “but we have jobs!”

PTO, call in sick, fucking quit. Who cares. Sox Sweep.

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Paint it black. https://t.co/ohpnP2rB0i

[Bertrum the Butler @Woodys_Hog]

Hey White Sox…if you want the place to come unglued tomorrow, listen up.
1. Open lots at 8 AM. Get them drunk. Who cares.
2. Jokiem Noah 1st pitch, recites Cleveland quote
3. PLAY THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
4. BACK IN BLACK/THUNDERSTRUCK
5. KICK. ASS.

[Sonny 🇲🇽 @ChiSonny_]

SHUT YOUR ASS UP YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ON THE SOUTHSIDE

[White Sox Takes @WhiteSoxTakes]

The White Sox need to dust off the old iconic Pirates of the Caribbean/Thunderstruck intro for Wednesday's game. Imagine an updated version of this #WhiteSox

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

BREAKING: DHS contractors are toppling the last of four ancient cottonwoods to build double border walls across the San Rafael Valley.

The wall cuts through the key remaining wildlife corridor for endangered jaguars between Arizona and Sonora, where human border crossings are seldom seen.

A protest camp had occupied and protected this tree for more than 60 days, halting construction. The camp was raided and campers were arrested this morning.

This wall will effectively lock the remaining jaguars in the U.S. into solitary confinement, while permanently marring one of the last remaining wild places along the Arizona border.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Barstool Chicago was ignoring Sox all year and only posting the Cubs but now wanna rep us

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

HOW BOUT THEM WHITE SOX

[Chris Getz Shades (formerly Kenny Williams Shades) @GOGOSuperJoe]

My timeline:

#WhiteSox fans: “This Guardians team has fight, it was huge to take game one. I hope they can pull it off.”

#Guardsball fans: “ These idiot White Sox fans think it’s over!!! Cocky losers. Let’s finish them!”

Buncha tools in Ohio I tell ya what.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY FOR THE LEAD!

[Aaron Leming @AaronLemingNFL]

I haven’t seen and/or heard a single #WhiteSox fan who believes this.

Instead of making things up out of thin air, you guys should work on trying to sell out the game today.

[MLB @MLB]

RT if your team won today 😤

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

“The White Sox have the easiest path to the ALCS ever”

“The American League is terrible”

I DO NOT CARE. The White Sox have been irrelevant for most of my life and I wouldn’t wish 2023-2025 on anyone. As far as I’m concerned, we deserve this season for staying loyal to our team.

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

You didn’t know you needed to hear it…

But you do.

The Japanese call of Munetaka Murakami’s first career MLB Postseason HR

[Tori Rubinstein @ToriRubinstein]

Imagine reading this headline before the season

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Houston, we don't have a problem