my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister -
1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker)
2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore)
3. elder brother of a brother (responsible)
4. single child (litr child)
5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
Every time I leave a relationship, I’m just happy I don’t leave with a baby. The heart can mend back, imagine me still having to communicate with an ex cuz little Jack have prize giving. Mercy.