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heya! just a mom of 3 soon to be paroled teenage boys. wife of one eternal 14 year old and I still laugh at fart jokes🪓

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@kaitlinlexiexx @1carolinagirl Night of the living dead

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@donwinslow You’re a real horse’s ass.

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Machine gun Kelly is a massive Douche. Talking shit when he looks like a strung out meth head.
#machinegunkelly #douche #Slipknot #Loser #throwingshade #glasshouses

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@WNDU Good! Hope she has a really difficult time getting hired anywhere. Her behavior is reprehensible

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@WNDU PSH all these politicians are sociopaths. Anyone who thinks any of them are here to help you is a fool. The entire government is a joke and everyone just eats their shit spoonfed

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#2 and I were watching a crash video and the drunk driver got the cup with flashing lights. He asked me why and I said bc they are attracted to the flashing lights. He said ok so when you’re drunk you turn into a moth #hesgotapoint #wth #lmao #momofboys #teenagers #drunk

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My second span was irritated at my first because he was complaining. #2 looked at me and said #3’s Jesus because he turns everything into whine. Touché, #2.... Touché

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My grown ass 18 year old still insists that he doesn’t fart, he holds them in until they become a burp. #boylife #fart #funny #wth #momlife

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[S. D.🌊🇺🇲🇺🇦🌊 @SDunaway6]

@robreiner

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@robreiner It’s like a cult and they’re brainwashed by their sociopath leader. I’m not saying I want him dead, but I wouldn’t mourn him if he died. I’d be pretty happy

[🎃👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🎃 @1carolinagirl]

Which one are you #HorrorFamily #Horrorscope💀🔪🔪

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I never learn #rebel #thuglife #wannabeabadass

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I swear having big breasts is like wearing a scarlet letter. Every time they jiggle I’m getting at least three people staring.
And if I go braless I might as well alert the townspeople so they can set up the pyre so they can burn the bouncy witch and stop my nipple spells.

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Ugh not feeling people-y today.

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Redyed my hair. Pretty happy with it. Did my makeup to keep my mind off the post surgery pain. #makeup #haircolor #postop #smilethroughthepain #pain #sad

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@MariaBrink Holy hell Maria! I thought my makeup regime was rough

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@Inkedmag A monster tattoo. Screams douche