Nick Carpenter

way-below-zero jamboree

[Nick Carpenter @neckcarpenter]

@Maps_Elections See you soon, Alaska.

[Ted Berg @OGTedBerg]

Ty-lord megill

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@lindseyadler It’s extremely fun to think about a quad A player going back 100 years and absolutely dominating.

[Nick Carpenter @neckcarpenter]

@jackfromohio @WorkingPod When I worked at a grocery store, I wouldn’t try twice to scan something. Didn’t beep? That’s on us.

[Nick Carpenter @neckcarpenter]

My first tweet of 2021 is to acknowledge that the chipmunks used to look like actual chipmunks. Really messed up.

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@whutyearisit I was thinking this! And with a touch of Asrubal maybe?

[Nick Carpenter @neckcarpenter]

@kentisawesome Awful call

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@JeyyMus @sschreiber13 his past performance was also good!

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@GrantBrisbee care to share the vendor? I love a 40% off sale.

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@lindseyadler Same here

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@allafarce @burritojustice Gialina

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why does every co-op smell like that?

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@elonmusk How are you rich

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@Jeffresno Love Eitquette lots!

[Nick Carpenter @neckcarpenter]

@endPCnonsense @COVID19Tracking How many of those other causes were contagious?

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@badguy974 @COVID19Tracking “low”

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@MerriamWebster @Jeffresno Refrain!