neckolas

from the twisted mind of neckolass and the creators of the scooby doo Christmas special...

[neckolas @neckolass]

Just pulled up to McDonald's and ordered 2 cheeseburgers. They said please park in the waiting spot and they will bring it out to me. Then the whole staff came out of the store and started laughing and pointing at me calling me little mc fat boy and throwing nuggets at me

[neckolas @neckolass]

Work all week just to see how many times I can spend 20 dollars on the weekend

[neckolas @neckolass]

That’s my secret cap. I’m always thinking about the caniac combo.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[neckolas @neckolass]

I don’t know if this is to political to say but I liked hobo Johnson

[neckolas @neckolass]

Side pancakes is a crazy

[neckolas @neckolass]

@Acyn He looks like Dennis Reynolds

[neckolas @neckolass]

@MichelleRM68 The party of small government! Love to see it!!

[neckolas @neckolass]

@KyleGallner I fuck with you heavy Kyle Gallner

[neckolas @neckolass]

@SaveAmericaNew

[neckolas @neckolass]

@cleanwithmike Bring this over to LinkedIn Mike

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

[neckolas @neckolass]

Can we eat sandwiches again? Did they say it was okay now?

[neckolas @neckolass]

How come all left over breakfast food smells the same

[neckolas @neckolass]

@sk8board_pee

[neckolas @neckolass]

The bag of Benadryl is my desk is calling to me the green goblin mask

[neckolas @neckolass]

@bobgoochman Au cheval?

[neckolas @neckolass]

If you like my tweets to much I will pull a misery on you

[neckolas @neckolass]

There are fighter jets flying over Chicago today, we are under attack!

[neckolas @neckolass]

@tommystree Did you not watch the video? He clearly said he did not cause the global stock market crash. He is innocent