j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝

Nosy bitch. Also—with all due respect to everybody who deserves it—just call me “it”.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

Hey I just hit 5K blocks. You don’t know real catharsis until you block a Twitter account, like when I get annoyed or sad this is the best fucking feeling because Twitter is THAT fucking place sometimes. 🤷‍♂️🎉

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

And before you even try, explain to me how you’re preventing urban squirrels from entering the wild? He got the damn thing because he DID NOT want to kill them ya know.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

@NvDOW My father just got a depredation permit to remove wild squirrels from their yard and release them into the nearby woods, but you require they be slaughtered. Do you prefer he use acid, fire, or blunt trauma?

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

You vote for some guy you’ll never debate ideology with who vaguely aligns with you favorite color. Your money goes into everything but your own well-being. Every single public utility from education to infrastructure has begun to feel like Mau’s China.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

We’re the wealthiest nation and it’s literally just a farming strat for big money boys. Corporations have more rights than any individual. You are taxed thrice over, forced to pay their prices, and you don’t actually have representation for that taxation ya know.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

@sachiihappy That’s 2 eggs

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

The Even Greater Depression, now with mass depression!

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

My homie on the internet, the crowd was chanting your name and Harley seemed afraid he was going to hurt you. You’ll always be the one who wins 🤘🏻

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Just so it’s out there, I did not call the fight. Medic asked me if I “needed 15 seconds“ and I responded “if I have 15 seconds I’ll take it” and I’m not sure if saying that was what ended the match or not, but I wish I had just stood up, because I could have.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

“Some people just want to watch the world burn”

Shit, at this point it’d almost be an improvement…

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

@TherealOmarKA Also don’t mix milk with Redbull. You’ll wish it was mustard gas

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

The best part of having long hair is standing in the shower and pretending to be a sailor cursing a storm

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

@sociallyauxcord I read somewhere that your digestive is surrounded by more neurons than a cat has in its brain and it has like it’s own memory? Just for digestion? So maybe your tummy remembers that one bad coffee and swore it off?

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

The concept of “cheaper but also better” is wild to me. Like there’s literally no reason for anyone in any industry to make quality goods cheaper when they don’t need to. And there’s no reason to make better quality for the same price when people already seem to enjoy dogshit?

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

There’s this huge part of capitalism where when you make a new product that’s vastly shittier than the old one, people are supposed to more-or-less unanimously say “I don’t want the shittier one” but instead in my lifetime almost every good has taken shittier-quality production?

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

TrustBust2

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

The first thing I said when I heard about the Activision buyout was “They Win” and now Adam Conover and the entire industry is suddenly saying the same thing and all I need to make clear is that I fucking called it, okay? And yeah I’m scared too. Dark days.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

Wednesday I see 13 police vehicles in one of the busiest intersections in town making one arrest or whatever. Haven’t seen our locals out doing their jobs in a while. And then it’s kinda funny how today I’ve seen more traffic stops across Sparks than I’ve seen my entire life 🤔

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

Society is just everybody having zero real desire to help others while doing everything to convince people you want to help. It doesn’t matter whether you get the help you want, but lord save the fucker who acts like they don’t want to.

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

Because it’s not a holiday if Microsoft doesn’t send a mass email “thanking” veterans.

[🆓🇵🇸 @sociallyauxcord]

The last thing you see before you die

[j͝O̷͘҉̷͟r̸̡̨D̵̶́͝͡á̧͟N̴͟͝ @necktieneutral]

I love living in a massive and dying empire run by the corporate underworld in which none are free, few are united, and nobody cares