Neckula

she/her | geriatric millennial

[Neckula @neckula]

A # 1 best girl cat

[barry with the NED @bonzerbarry]

Missile launch from Yemen towards israel

[tristan @Lispy_Dipshit]

these rules about "texting first" & "double texting" are so silly. if someone likes you they'll talk to you & if they don't they'll ghost you. the way people feel about you is 100% predetermined on vibe, it has nothing to do with the way you text you're just miscorrelating it.

[Neckula @neckula]

@Variety They are taking itttt

[Neckula @neckula]

I am lobster red but baseball

[Neckula @neckula]

@shinygirl404 NTM on the Greek god of divorced guy songwriters

[Thomas White @len0killer]

It’s called aura farming now

[Neckula @neckula]

@Lispy_Dipshit Thank you for clarifying

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

every time a guy DMs me i give them 10 messages to ask me anything about myself or show curiosity about my life and then i stop answering.

[Neckula @neckula]

@TNOQuoProQuid I feel like this is downriver of the Trump admins war against US Intelligence agencies, but it is very funny

[bri @floptrina5000]

a girl whos gonna be ok❤️

[Neckula @neckula]

God tier bait, gonna post this at my local farm to table microbrewery

[Michael @micgrochowski]

Best stomp clap albums of the 00s

[Neckula @neckula]

@J0EGLEAS0N He's so hot

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[Neckula @neckula]

*to the tune of Only the Good Die Young* only got one tit long

[Neckula @neckula]

@intellegint let's reenact white ninja comics

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Remember when Abdul El-Sayed’s scandal was that he has a PhD and MD but hadn’t done his residency yet

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

The way the Knicks used to run train on me to let off steam. Actually. Alexa, Delete tweet and do not send this tweet

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Charles Barkley: And i wanna say, during pride month, if you are GAyy, if you are transgender, I LOVE you (The wind around him starts to whip, he starts levitating a full foot off the ground) but y’know shaq, those trans women down in SAN ANTONIO

[Neckula @neckula]

@tippity Isn't that how all girls do it?

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.