Wet McMoist

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I'm literally only on here for porn and to shitpost

also sometimes I just vent cause no one reads this shit lmfao

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I bet Wario has a nice hog.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Pay me to see my naked wife fuckheads

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I just took a shitnso girthy that I immediately texted my pregnant wife and apologized

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I wish a cruise milf would.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I hurt my back and it wasn't even from shrek's massive cock pounding into me. This is bullshit

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Gf lost her voice so naturally I'm making fun of her instead of helping.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

It was honestly the best day of my life tbh

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I've been spending all day today with her and goddamn I am in love she is so fucking perfect 🥰🥰🥰

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I don't usually do cutesy lovey shit especially on here but when she's consumed all my thoughts and is all I think about 24/7 I think it's okay to do one or two. Damn she's perfect.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I get to see her Friday and I'm so nervous but so excited too ❤️

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Anxiety fucking sucks man lmfao.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Miss her :/

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Yeah baby I still like you, it's just the fact that you didn't say "the aristocrats" after your fucked up story that caught me off guard is all.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Nah but for real I just want to be loved as much as I love and I think I'm finally finding it in this person and it's pretty fucken great, man.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Cum

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

I'll never brag about "the bitches I pull" or anything like that but this one man... goddamn. Perfection. Chef's kiss.

Oh shit I forgot to shitpost.

Ching Chong potato

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

Harambe didn't kill himself.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

The only white dudes with lifetime n-word passes are Eminem and the old dude from the Jesus Christ is my N- video because that shit fucking slaps.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

My balls itch.

[Wet McMoist @necronick11]

When I was in like 7th grade I thought girls couldn't get horny because they didn't have a "horn" but now I realize girls can't get horny because men can't make them cum.