Ned Council

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

America, 2026.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: WNBA Commissioner announces the league is meeting to review what a woman is, after multiple former NBA stars announced plans to join the league.

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

There is nothing worse on this earth than the Chicago Cubs

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Tarik Skubal walks like he has a permanent wedgie

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Monstars sucked the baseball IQ out of the Brewers

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@veg_soup18 @linabca87 @grok They hurt so good

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

But he’s our ginger now.

Please don’t be Jesse Winker 2.0

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I don’t care how well Dustin May pitches he will always be a ginger

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I wore these ironically in my high school rec league

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

New York Knicks guard Stephon Marbury is launching a new shoe brand.

Marbury wants to offer high-quality, inexpensive shoes to future generations of kids and basketball players.

The Starbury shoes will retail at just $14.98 and hit shelves sometime next month.

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

The Tarik Skubal curse has befallen on the Dodgers

[Ky @_k_pn]

Imagine being in middle school and you just see Karl Malone take your crush

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

The line is so fine for me liking any kind of hip hop. I really don’t listen to it at all, but I’ll always fuck so heavy with A Tribe Called Quest.

[Deuce🪼 @SLOWGRINDEUCE]

You know a nigga old when they say tailback instead of running back

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Threw my back out from head banging on the couch watching @TDWPband

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

“Follow me. Follow me to freedom!” ~ Charley Steiner (ESPN)

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

José Caballero is being “that guy”

Don’t be that guy

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

We have another José Caballero situation.

"You don't get to do the 3 or 4 seconds in the box anymore"

"You're picking on me!"

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

The decline from this photo, to the current state of ESPN

[Cubs Desk Jockey @CubsDJ]

My aunt’s “roommate” Carol she’s lived with for 43 years.

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

@ActualNames1 “Did you hear about Dick Porn?”

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Richard "Dick" Porn
1938 - 2026

https://t.co/MC7qPVTpPF

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

He’s gonna shove for 6 scoreless against us isn’t he

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Cubs grab veteran starter Aaron Civale, who was DFA’’d by the Athletics The A’s get Class S pitcher Aiden Moffett

[Ned Council @nedcouncil]

The whole entire country is so fucking soft

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I’m all for “jokes” but this is just crass. Unintelligent and offensive. Sad.