drunk tom

banana bread at work today? hell yeah

[DillyDilly @dillybets]

Hawks fans wya? SUNS IN 5 LFG #BelieveAtlanta #ATLvsMIL

[Better Woj @BetterWoj]

Kendall Jenner says if the Suns lose Game 3, she will leave Devin Booker for Alex Caruso, sources tell ESPN.

[NBA Expert. @WhatSeperatesU]

@LilMayoVert @AndySheehankdka @KDKA Hes only 6'1. Not that big plus his muscle mass makes him slow.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

A wise man once told me, “If you’re going to be a monkey, at least be the one who holds all the bananas”

[drunk tom @neddynight]

If you haven’t seen Parasyte, call in sick tomorrow and watch the whole anime

[dillon @md_musgrove]

Y’all enjoy this video my mom got of my grandpa skiing

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

@JacobGrillo4 @DKSportsbook If only mate

[drunk tom @neddynight]

A few thousand families mourning a loss and a country stricken with fear.

An angsty protest that stormed a building with little resistance and no plan of destruction.

Pretty different reactions to pretty different situations seems right to me.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

@e_b_bobadilla Not true. This wasn’t an attempted coup. They rushed the building they were protesting out of angst with absolutely no plan to do anything once they got there.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

Why do campaign slogans use the year that they’re running and not the year they’re inaugurated?

[drunk tom @neddynight]

When talking about drug law reform, Joe Biden says “especially cocaine”. Amazing that he manages to single out the rich person drug (that his son happened to get in trouble for). Bad look. #Debates2020

[drunk tom @neddynight]

The bi-partisan monarch can break even the most patriotic of politicians.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

Imagine if Bernie ran third party and won. Imagine the doors that he could open by promoting a third party candidate after his presidency. Bernie could’ve broken this bi-partisan dictatorship. But alas. He supported the democratic ticket instead.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

In a system this large where everyone gets a vote, 75%+ of those votes are manipulated by propaganda. It doesn’t work. It can’t.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

Seems like your advocating for...small government

[drunk tom @neddynight]

Our founding fathers couldn’t fathom this country having the population it does now, much less, the variance of cultures that exist within that population. The constitution wasn’t written for this.

[drunk tom @neddynight]

@WardQNormal Sounds like you want *cough* small government