Ned “The Head” Newcastle

Toledo ➡️Ephrata
Another day in paradise!! Chemeketa CC Alum
Magic the Gathering savant

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Hey y’all, my wife’s boyfriend is coming into town. She said I couldn’t watch them this time.

Anyone have a couch I can crash on? We can watch old Eric Waldichuk highlights. Guy was a Bearcats legend. It’ll be a good time!! Who’s in?

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

On the bright side, I got finish my double jack and coke from the parking lot in peace. It’s the little things.✌️Goodnight BV

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Watching my 10 year old son play recently, and the opposing coach is wearing essentials sweatpants and chrome hearts sunglasses. He also was feeding his players ashwaganda gummies.

So, I called him a plethora of slurs and got kicked out of the game.

#maga

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@signumitch How it feels to wake up in EPHRATA

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@NWBBstats Would love to see more Yash Gupta content and appreciation. I think “the people” would too.

#nedhasspoken

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Congrats to these two programs! Big things ahead.

Source: kevin kopple

#wilamette #georgefox #کشمیر_کی_آواز_بند_نہ_کرو

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Who up right now in the Ephrata? Anyone want to get nasty? Dm me.

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@signumitch Hearing fein by playboi carti at 8:00am is enough to make me want to catch a felony!😊

#وداعاً أيها الأحمق

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

This is awesome. Need more strong father figures in the home! #fatherhood #alcoholism

[“Ole” Mitch Fumpkin @signumitch]

Snuck some Red Man into my nephew’s big league chew. #thankmelater

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Double it and give it to the Gumberoos

[“Ole” Mitch Fumpkin @signumitch]

SERIOUS QUESTION -

West Coast League summerball intern daughter?

Or 10 Day contract with the Dub Sea Fish Sticks son?

#nwc #wcl #pil

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@jimmyhimmy678 @EndicottBASE Endicott lost to Whitworth.
Whitworth lost to Wilamette.

How does this affect Yash Guptas legacy?? Gonna crunch some numbers, more on this later.

-ned

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

🚨Looking for NWC players not assigned to a summerball team.🚨

Looking to start a mens league in Ephrata. After games we can go to Big Daddy’s and drink white claws. Who’s in? Dm me!

#NWCinEPHRATA #growthegame #whiteclaw

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

DM me if youre an baseball player looking to find a home for the fall.

Chemeketa CC could be the place for you!! As long as you have 4 functional limbs and you like to play sack we’re willing to give you a shot!

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@signumitch Bless his heart. Folks with no home in Everett (AKA the dirty E) will be buzzing like a bee! Love to see this.

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Can anyone explain why Wilamette doesn’t get an at large bid to a regional? They have Nate Hamburger…

#nwc #shrink #hamburger

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@BillPrice1964 According to sources, Hartman picks his boogers and wipes them on the backs of his teammates. Bad look for the young man.

#gross #boogers #stillfuckwhitworth

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@BillPrice1964 Arguably his best creation.

#tommyisagoodkid #stillfuckwhitworth

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

Is this the most chopped baseball player in nwc history?

#letmeknow #atleasthes6foot3

[Ned “The Head” Newcastle @nedinred]

@signumitch @BillPrice1964 Gupta attributes his successful weekend to Fox’s Adult Entertainment Club in Lakewood, WA. He was (allegedly) spotted there friday night. More on this soon.

#slumpbuster

[“Ole” Mitch Fumpkin @signumitch]

Anyone else buying in on the linn-Benton baseball conspiracy? Got word from an insider source that they fed Ethan Kleinchmit and Gabe Brabec fermented veal.