alissa

fuck my stupid phannie life

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

i present: my all time favorite dan and phil clips

[britta 💫 @WADZlNE]

selling ONE (1) GENERAL ADMISSION ticket for dan and phil’s hard launch tour in detroit on 10/5 for FV at $68.20!

the ticket QR code will be immediately sent in PDF form via email 💜 reply or DM if interested! @TicketsDan @HLtourtickets @dnptickets #dnpticketsale

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@WADZlNE why do they want us dead

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

dan and phil stop uploading videos right before i go to work challenge FAILED

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@WADZlNE HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY WOOP WOOP

[dria ᯓ✦.ᐟ @aydr03]

Here's the thing: you didn't just put your p*ssy into it. You kicked it up the wall.

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

my man my man my man my baby my baby

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@WADZlNE IT’S GONNA BE SO FUN

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

thinking ab how sep 29th 2025, i was freaking out because dan and phil uploaded their last video before the ‘rebrand’ and on sep 29th 2026, i will be MEETING them at the hard launch tour. something something night changes 😭😭😭

[eden ⛧ DNP 10/4 @edensnotonfire]

frosted tips quiff phil someone has to pick me off the floor

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@WADZlNE EEEE U WILL BE THE FIRST IM SURE

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

the hlt keychain crafting has commenced IM SO EXCITED FOR TOUR TO START

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

ii era is very near and dear to my heart i just know this video is going to destroy me 😭😭😭

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

we were going to upload us reacting to interactive introverts tonight but we got copyright striked BY OURSELVES lol hopefully we can upload in a few days!

[alyssa💜 HL akron! @phansbainmarie]

this interviewer was way over the line

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@sinjinsdnp 76 days for me… im going to be sick

[Pidge @Pigeonthesteven]

I cant believe Lindsay Graham from the Dan and Phil 2026 calendar misprint fucking died

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

how it feels to be user need2getoffthec

[rin misses mcr @yaoinof]

how it feels to be user yaoinof

[edie ✦ SAW MCR @edievi0let]

BEAUTIFUL CLASSY LADY

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@WADZlNE me neither this will be my introduction 🤭🤭🤭

[alissa @need2getoffthec]

@hdighvinyl stop i’ll puke im so scared