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I am Emily Meade

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Therapist: "try to tell him you're afraid of losing him"
Me to him: "Im afraid you're a loser"

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Update: As per her earlier pleas, my daughter, 13, did not glimpse Jenna Ortega or Tina Fey on today's picket line. She did encounter Emily Meade, and one day, when old enough to view Emily's work in The Deuce, she'll go slack-jawed at the memory. #WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAStrong

[Giddy @GetMeGiddy]

Meet Emily Meade, the actor who changed on-screen sex forever. https://t.co/u8Aa4gfPtL @muchosjalapenos

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Check me out on Cameo! https://t.co/IdSkLp8FmQ via @BookCameo

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If I were to ever be on death row, instead of a last meal, I would request getting to watch reality shows where strangers have to marry each other for as many hours as possible.

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Long walks are really important for mental and physical health. But also for practicing holding my pee in for over 15 minutes.

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You know those 7 Seconds where you're like "ok THIS password I'm going to remember", and you really mean it?

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Don't you just love bangs, when they are in a picture of you with bangs, from a time you fucking hated having bangs?

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Wait, can you believe a school day was the longest thing you have ever experienced, and it was only 6 hours long? I spent 6 hours just going back and forth between insta and Zillow today.

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Quick Q: does it count as gaslighting someone if it doesn't work? Asking for a friend.

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Be honest, are you not like a Liiiiiiitle bit relieved the world is ending?

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TFW you and your psychiatrist are trying to figure out if you are clinically depressed, or if your life just sucks right now.

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Has anyone every noticed that saying "amen" is basically the same as saying "gay men"? .... Yas god!

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Omg wait, one day soon, will people only have books in their house, in the way people have a record player and records?

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The lol thing is, men think they control women. But y'all have no idea how much we shit talk your penises in great detail to each other.

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Do you think anyone has ever named their kid Eeyore?

[ScreenRant @screenrant]

#DeadRingers star Emily Meade breaks down her role as Susan in the new @PrimeVideo series, her thoughts on Rachel Weisz playing identical twins, and the effect of intimacy coordinators on set: https://t.co/vyoEj19nhB

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Am I the only person who thinks about how its the anniversary of Jack drawing Rose naked every time I see it's April 14th?

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Literally just said "love you" to my Uber driver.

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Do you think anyone has ever named their kid "penis"?

[Dead Ringers @DeadRingers]

Each will play their part. #DeadRingers