Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬

Pinky ring until I get a wedding ring 🎵

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

@Yamscasino @WillJordanMusic @JoeBudden

[2.0 @blixberrie]

Maybe im too strict or whatever, but I genuinely can not imagine questions like this in 2026 are genuine

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

@LambriniPapi LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

I promise they are aware. I *never* move, you cannot walk as a wall of 3 people and expect me to squeeze to the side. Only once a lady collided with me and then started weeping, I asked her if she was 5 years old. Those tears dried up. Foolish games foolish prizes.

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

Im screaming

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Unless you have a medical health condition, some of you men are obnoxiously fat and unhealthy. You do not need that big corrupt African politician belly in your late 20s /early 30s.

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Unless you have a medical health condition, some of you men are obnoxiously fat and unhealthy. You do not need that big corrupt African politician belly in your late 20s /early 30s.

[Ash @theashrb]

How is showering twice a day “performative”? Lmao

This is why so many of you stink on public transport and think that you do not.

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

@theashrb Walk even!

[Ash @theashrb]

Only an able bodied fool would take a bus from Marble Arch to Oxford Circus 🤣 the central line is right there????

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

I shouldn't have laughed 😭

[mariah the accountant 👩🏼‍💼 @bagguetta]

imagine having to raise your kids alone because your husband wanted to save a seagull

[S📚🫧 @_imnotyourm8_]

Let’s wrap this Halloween conversation up. Black Brits are incredibly closed minded and act like their parents. We already know that. Moving on!

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

“trend of Jews being portrayed in certain way” as he black faces a Jamaican

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

@LambriniPapi Exactly! And given how extra loud it is with inconsiderate people playing loud Tik Tok videos its nothing but sensory overload

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

If you're shocked finding out any country has hot people, you have deeply rooted racism guiding your opinions.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

A cost of living crisis, a housing crisis, falling education standards and rising utility bills, yet £10bn for Ukraine, and they expect people to defend the pointless wars they start? Left or right, no one is happy. Given the state of affairs, UK politicians should pray their citizens don’t hand them over at the first opportunity.

[Hayles @Hayles_101]

It's actually laughable. The biggest farce of it all is the fact that the personal allowance still sits at 12.5k. The same as it was 7 years ago pre covid when everything is about 50% more expensive since then. They're genuinely just taking the piss out of working people.

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

I know deep down I do not belong in the UK 💀 If it wasn't for my partner Id probably bounce

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

The fact people in the UK think 40k is a lot of money is what's wrong with this country. Bunch of sheep afraid of progress

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'I'm a single mum on £41,000 and limit my weekly shop to £40.' What do you want from the Budget? https://t.co/C3BksXM1R9

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

No investigation needed to be had in the 1st place. Joke of a country and hopefully you lose

[Jack Grove @jgro_the]

Very happy to have been shortlisted in the Specialist Journalism category in this year's British Journalism Awards for my investigation into Cambridge University professor Jason Arday and the extensive plagiarism in his PhD thesis #BJA2026

[Ash @theashrb]

Why are you always rage baiting?

[Rihanna's Mistress 🇺🇬 @needanewname89]

Backlash for what reason? Lmao, wanting be a parent is very serious and not a fun cute hobby for taking baby pics. It requires a LOT of responsibility and more people should have this mindset before having children

[GBMC 🇬🇧 @GreatBritishMC]

Zeze Millz faces backlash after admitting she doesn’t want children because she can’t be bothered with the responsibility 🤨