Eleven Danger Hitz

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Dude im drunk rn and climbed in my loft bed all by myself if I can do that you can. Do anything

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Crying laughing because we just remembered @ChloeDavidson7 accidentally pocket-retweeted this with gibberish and a whole ass gif

[Chloe Davidson @ChloeDavidson7]

I’m I’ll mmm h era cc’de

[trash jones @jzux]

best job in the world? probably the guy who gets to write Ice T’s dialogue on law and order SVU

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

It’s Crazy but it’s not that rare. I’ve seen variations of this all over.. Dope though. RESPECT 👊🏽

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Yesterday I took an edible and tonight I checked my bank account and I guess I ordered 6 boxes of Girl Scout cookies love that I wanted to give my future self a lil treat❤️

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Won $75 on pull tabs after spending $5 happy New Years to me🥳

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Jack Harlow looks like what I really want Post Malone to look like… I feel like this makes sense

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

@KammersKaylen Girl they started naming historical events in the 2000’s and were shocked that the first one I really remember clearly was hurricane Katrina😂😂

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Being 23 in an office job sucks. I didn’t tell anyone age for my months the second it was brought up I got roasted for not remembering 9/11😩

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

If I were in charge LED headlights would be banned and I’d make a separate highway just for semis

[bobby @bobby]

the new old man opinion i've decided to have is that car headlights are too bright now. i'm gonna write to a congressman or something.

[bobby @bobby]

the new old man opinion i've decided to have is that car headlights are too bright now. i'm gonna write to a congressman or something.

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

COVID was so rough that somehow mullets made a comeback. Dark times we’re living in

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

I am a hot mess today someone tell me how I put deodorant on only one of my armpits? Who does that????

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

Party City employees out here fighting for their lives today🤣🤣

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

The proposed 1916 and 1971 amendments though👀👀

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

So it’s all performative anyway, but it definitely seems like a slap in the face to indigenous people that Columbus Day is now celebrated SIMULTANEOUSLY with Indigenous peoples day… doesn’t sit right with me

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

@aaalejandrass Miss you and the shenanigans🥺❤️

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

One of the most relieving moments of my life was quitting red lobster 2 years ago knowing I’d never have to serve hungry greedy assholes endless shrimp ever again😩🙌🏻

[House_Wife_Material @butchdebayou]

Sure sex is great but have you ever left your restaurant job

[Eleven Danger Hitz @needing_cowbell]

My roommate and her bf told me I look 21 (I’m 23) it may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me