Simon Johnson

Unable to whistle, I don't know how hashtags work , I don't care how hashtags work

[Simon Johnson @needinthenakers]

@JLTPoetry @jk_rowling As far as I'm aware we still live in a democracy where being a successful author doesn't preclude you from expressing a political opion.
Or perhaps you prescribe to Starmer fascist tendency to silence his critics..

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@oelma__ It has a full tank of gas, that's quadrupled its value..

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@Sahrish1278 Try dealing with any of that without the infrastructure that men build and maintain.. And we suffer thousands life changing injuries and deaths each month doing it..

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@chodhary_disha The infrastructure you rely on to make this post..

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@TheBritLad You don't need Clarkson I'd vote for a turnip before I'd vote for Ed..

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@daaamnitKyle @piersmorgan So you've got everything you want SCOTUS, both houses and your fascist Dictator sorry I meant President and you still think the whole world's against you... It must be chaos inside your fucking head...

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@BasseyCollector @RobertPlant 329 followers.. Wow haven't you made an impact on the world..? You're mom should've let you dribble down her leg..

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@lindamccorr How do you think diplomacy works..? Do you find the 100s of millions EU politicians receive in un audited expenses every year "disgusting" too..? Be grateful the UK still wields so much soft power..

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@UKLabour Driving up inflation, cutting growth and productivity, costing people's jobs.. You're not qualified to be in power..

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@elonmusk He played golf for most of his Presidency and unlike Obama only served one term..Oh and wigs don't turn grey..

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@simonateba That's the problem with being a criminal it can play havoc with your social life...

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@vonderleyen And yet the whole EU issued arrest warrants for people who dared to hold on vote on Catalonian Independence...it seems Ursula only celebrates certain people's freedom...

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@HalfwayPost I thought it was the Lawyers job to read all that and then advise their client...?
Are they going for an insanity defence...?

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@Travis_in_Flint Trump confused a picture of EG Carrol for his ex wife during the trial...and didn't one of his ex wife's also accuse him of rape...??

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@NoContextBrits Bollock Chops...

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@EU_Commission Are they armour plated....??

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@georgia_coan Thanks for the explanation, what Banksy tweeted was gobbledegook until you explained it....

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@derfscratch @georgehahn I can't work out who's photobombing who...

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@realDonJTru So the first thing he posts are trying to sell merch made in Chiiina about sums it up

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@NoContextBrits I suppose with you've got a uniform kink you'll have a great day