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Feeling a hard 4 maybe a light 5. I don’t know. I’m not good at this.

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@ChicagoAlek I work in Gold Coast I’m sorry I’m the worst

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I AM GOING TO BE OKAY

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My uber black addiction is getting bad but I can put my headphones in and have the windows open and it’s beautiful

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My uber black addiction is getting bad but I can put my headphones in and have the windows open and it’s beautiful

[PJ @needlestopper]

I wish love island was bisexual

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@melonbrain123 #WEARECHARLIEKIRK

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Canceled my LSAT date so I think I’m gonna apply to Wharton for shits and gigs

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@Iowrtown He probably loved it because you’re giving him the attention that he so desperately needs

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I’m bored and I want attention I’m gonna start carrying a milk jug of water with me everywhere I go

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@ChicagoAlek My ancestors (probably)

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They need a 5’3 white Jew from Chicago to change the game they need me

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Where do I apply for love island

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@melonbrain123 Like probably I know I’m gonna have to but I like to dream about the idea of having a choice, if u take it just don’t take it this cycle, wait a year bc 40,000 ppl taking the June LSAT

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How old are you? 12. You wanna know what I was doing when I was your age? I owned a Fortune 500 company and I was whooping my own ass.

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Where do I apply for love island

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Just beat the case

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Just got banned on tinder in the year 2026

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All pharmacies out of Vyvanse until June 5th

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4 seconds after I posted this It Showed Up

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I have cooked so many things today due to boredom. I need people to come over and eat. Please. My roommate who usually eats my things is gone.

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Listening to Addison Rae in the grocery store

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Ella’s excuses to not hang out with me are insane like ok sure yeah you “got your car stolen” what fucking ever

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@sylphillis @Iowrtown