Ryan

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@Rivian Richmond or Virginia Beach, VA!

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@gxrrettgsn Goosebumps every time.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@RussianSnappy This is so fake lmao

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@AlTheBoss03 Mike Hampton

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@AlTheBoss03 Chipper Jones

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@lemurtalk @Rivian @RJScaringe Are they illustrating that a golf bag is only 40 inches long? A standard men’s driver is 45 inches….

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

Anyone know where the Cold Brew Floats are at the @MLB All-Star game??? It’s hot and I need that! @TruistPark @Braves

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

The @VirginiaDMV is literally the worst place on earth. You get accosted by the security guard the second you walk in. You check in on your phone and given a # but then you wait in line to check in to get a different # and are told to ignore the original # when it gets called….

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@AmericanAir DM sent… the service here continues to get worse and worse. 3 hours of waiting in a line for a food voucher we were turned away and are now being moved elsewhere in the SJO airport.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@AmericanAir So you cancel our flight mid takeoff, make us deboard the plane on the runway, make us wait 3 hours to get a $12 food voucher (the cheapest meal in this airport is $25), then automatically rebook us on a flight that is almost 24 hours later??? This is unacceptable

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

I am about to author a truthful, brief, 21-point biography of Kamala Harris. The following statements are objectively and verifiably true. If you are a Democrat, you can decide to hate me for this, but you cannot deny the factual accuracy of what I am about to say:

1. Kamala Harris is the offspring of two foreign-born college professors, and they provided Kamala a prosperous childhood ensconced amidst the Ivory Towers of academia.

2. Kamala Harris’ mother comes from the Indian Brahmin caste, which sits atop India’s horrifically backward and oppressive caste system. Her father comes from a family of wealthy Jamaican slave plantation owners.

3. Kamala Harris’ father was an influential Marxist economist.

4. Kamala Harris spent her formative teen-age years living in Montreal, Canada. At no time in her formative years did Harris ever live what is customarily referred to as “The African-American Experience”; or, for that matter, the American working class experience.

5. Kamala Harris failed the California bar exam.

6. Kamala Harris rose to political prominence in California thanks to the support of a much older, married and influential Democrat pol, Willie Brown, with whom she was having sex while he advanced her career.

7. As California’s Attorney General, Kamala Harris knowingly engaged in numerous unfair and unethical legal practices that wrongfully denied many, many unjustly-incarcerated black men their freedom and liberty.

8. As a Senator from California, Kamala Harris was ranked by many non-partisan political analysts as the most extreme Leftist in the Senate.

9. Running as a Democrat Presidential candidate in 2020, while being incredibly well-funded, Kamala Harris nevertheless polled at the bottom of all major candidates and was one of the very first to withdraw. This was widely perceived to be a function of her unlikeability and her inability to offer cogent campaign positions of substance.

10. Joe Biden explicitly stated that he hired Harris BECAUSE she is a black woman. Thus, it is entirely fair to label her a “DEI hire.”

11. Kamala Harris as Vice President has had an unusually high staff turnover rate exceeding 90%.

12. The media is extremely hard-pressed to recount a single accomplishment of Harris as VP. Quite the opposite, they have white-washed her informal title as “Border Czar” as she failed to do anything to stop the extremely high flow into the USA of illegal immigrants.

13. Prior to becoming the Presidential candidate, Kamala Harris had the lowest VP approval ratings of any VP since Spiro Agnew.

14. Kamala Harris knew that Joe Biden had dementia and was incompetent, and took no actions of any kind to ensure that the USA had a competent President.

15. Kamala Harris, along with Barack Obama and other Democrat luminaries, engaged in some form of extortion to force Joe Biden to step aside as the Democrat Presidential nominee in 2024, so she could assume that mantle herself.

16. Kamala Harris never received a single primary vote in favor of the candidacy she seized from Joe Biden.

17. As the Presidential candidate, Kamala Harris was spurned by most of the Democrat party luminaries to be her VP candidate, and instead she settled for Tim Walz, a VP candidate with an extraordinary amount of negative personal baggage.

18. Kamala Harris has been the Democrat Presidential candidate for approximately six weeks, and has yet to engage in any sort of press interview of any kind.

19. Kamala Harris has never worked in a private business in her adult life.

20. Kamala Harris has stated virtually no campaign positions of any kind, and some major ones that she has stated are exact duplicates of her GOP opponent’s long-standing positions.

21. The most visible components of Kamala Harris’ campaign platform thus far are arguably “brat” and “JOY!”

All of the above is objectively true. These are not opinions, these are facts.

So allow me to summarize the above:

“Kamala Harris is the privileged child of racist immigrant college professors, she has all but no connection to the American working class experience in her formative years, she rose to prominence by having sex with a much older, powerful Democrat politician, as a government lawyer she engaged in corrupt practices that discriminated against black men in prison, as a Senator she was the most extreme Leftist in the Senate, she got chosen as VP because of her skin color and genitalia, as VP she has had no notable accomplishments other than to ignore the advanced dementia of her boss, she used extortion to grab the Presidential nomination for herself, and her campaign currently consists of hiding from the press while having no verifiable campaign platform.”

Vote wisely.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@Braves Can the Luke Jackson experiment please be over? DFA needs to be the next thing I see next to his name.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

Our @DoorDash driver taking detours with our food and responds like this when he gets called out… was literally 500 feet away from our house when he turned around to make a 711 run. SMH

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@GibbsSZN26 @RasheeRice4 @Eagles @ESPN_ff Championship round is only one week.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

Finally brought home my 1st fantasy football Championship! I’d like to thank @RasheeRice4 for being one of the greatest waiver adds ever and the @Eagles tush push for never failing. #FantasyFootballChampionship @ESPN_ff

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@barstoolsports Karen in the back has me weak

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@baldheaded1der All we have to do is sign Ranger Suarez and we can cruise through the playoffs no problem.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

#MowEmDownSweepstakes

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

If a Braves pitcher strikes out the side in the 8th inning, you could win a UTV from @YanmarAmerica!

Retweet this with #MowEmDownSweepstakes for a chance to win!

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[Ryan @needmorestonks]

@Kelly_Crull Good to see they drew better than the Rays did in an actual playoff game.

[Ryan @needmorestonks]

What does Angel Hernandez have on @MLB that they continue to let him do this stuff game after game for over 30 years???

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Bryce Harper was ejected from tonight's game, visibly frustrated, after a called third strike

(via @NBCSPhilly)