greedo

. 🇸🇾🇱🇧 @BSC_YB . Host of the official soup time podcast

[greedo @needoll_cake]

godzilla vs kong except i’m their mutual friend and am trying my best to smooth things out between them

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Shark Tank

[Clown Prince of Comics @Cheesymanfredo]

What's a show that sucks but has W goons?

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Me at the queer led sober social club

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Everywhere, a queer-led, sober social club, is coming to an Uptown rooftop. https://t.co/5ww8ENpQyg

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Nurse at work asked me if I’ve ever gotten my ass eaten #watdatmean

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Palm Sunday or whatever anyways anyone here on birth control ??

[greedo @needoll_cake]

6 laugh reactions in my group chat , yeah I think I still got it

[greedo @needoll_cake]

@Knights_Will_ Part 3>4>5>2>6>1 in that order

[greedo @needoll_cake]

My therapist is about to get a Deshaun Watson level guaranteed money deal out of me this next couple weeks

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Taking an L so massive today that it will permanently alter the totality of my mind>>>

[greedo @needoll_cake]

The west hates seeing sensitive young men

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

When I hear steely Dan I imagine that’s how a dog feels when it sees a bone or tennis ball

[greedo @needoll_cake]

@Knights_Will_ Goat movie twin

[greedo @needoll_cake]

@Knights_Will_ Showed him this tweet and spiked his cortisol

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

when you lose the one you wonted

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[TheReportOfTheWeek @IAmReviewbrah]

One of the worst pieces of bread I've ever had in my life. I just don't get it.

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Not a dog person but if Brian Griffin was up for adoption I’d make an exception

[greedo @needoll_cake]

I think it’s weird that we can see our patient’s body count in their medical chart

[blueface @bluefacebleedem]

Part of growing up is realizing both my Bm’s is mid smh I need to get some bad bitches pregnant asap 🤦🏽‍♂️

[greedo @needoll_cake]

Exam centers should allow you to bring in 2-3 beers