Bombshell

My no filter bitching place.

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Loving that shit. #Letterkenny Letterkenny

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When you're alone, and just drunk enough to tweet... I came in third on a talent show this week, my husband called me sexy - or like - hump worthy, and you find new Cut Throat Kitchen, so it ain't all bad.

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Let's be real for a moment. I know in another life I'd be partying in another life with the people passing me by.

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If I start drinking before nine pm, I'll need a second bottle. #NotSorry

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Iffin my phone asked for deeper than my passcode, we'd be a whole lot dumber. #justsayin

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When your husband's all like, what if we don't end up together? Like the last three years of shit aren't worth the shit toy gave...

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The fuck are the battles you choose? You're making life harder.

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Today I thought my cat was dead. She is not. Let history show.

What a day.

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And then the recently unincarcerated emails me. Oh. Shit. But it is good to hear from you.

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Plus: my half thoughts on tweets are golden. c
#thumbsup #bitches

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Drunk and hopeful: best I've been in a while. Win.

Also #fuckTrump

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Welp, that was a night of insomnia. Glad to feel sleepy now, after the rooster crows.

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The panic is strong with this one.

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Fuck all this noise. Something has got to give.

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Anxiety makes everything feel like it's on fire. Fuck.

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I know that you don't think you'd be that shitty neighbor, but (surprisingly) it's not me

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I'm basically terrible. Rawr.

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Waking up, making up conversations excusing descion my anxiety made me make: Great way to feel like a totally worthy human being.

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I'm a terrible drunk. And you're a stunted stoner. What a fucking match.

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My self loathing is a reflection of the piece of shit I am. The shit you're subject to. Sorry