Jimmy “Bagmaster” Mccutchen

I drank a beer, I drank another beer, 3 beers, 4 beers, 5 beers, 6 beers, 7 beers, 8 beers, 9 beers, and a Bloody Mary.

[Jimmy “Bagmaster” Mccutchen @needsomebapple]

Put in a 30 minute shift on the shitter all for this

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I take this back.

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“Kaliakmanis we need you to make a pass!”

Kaliakmanis:

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Make the call Adam Peters. #rg3

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Cant have shit in Washington fml

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Hungover at 7 pm #puddle

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I can’t wait for Dr. Doom to say “I hate you 3,000” and start dooming all over the screen

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Chair just collapsed from under me mid sit #fatfuck

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It just means more #boneclub

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Mike Tomlins put more work into his minecraft world than getting a playoff win the last 10 years #priorities

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How does Mariotas 1,000 lb nutsack taste Seattle #httc #httr

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Just yacked after one shot

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DRAKE MAYEEEEEEE

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@Blain_Crain It was always the minutemen.

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They called me a madman….

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This game is a hell I’ll never escape

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Winding down for the night with some gb and rice, bapple, and Taylor Heinicke 2020 NFC Wild Card highlights #fuckthepylons #missingthewife

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Needing to pitstop at a restaurant to emergency shit while otw to the bars is top 10 down bad moments of my life #fuckbdubsbuffalochickenwrap

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I’ll take 1 million pbrs please #imthirsty