Treehouse dog man

my name is smelfungus and i am 1 second old | proud father of 1 million children

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

I look at the profile of every beautiful/hideous soul that likes my tweets. Every one

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

@newphilologyX 19th schoolboys also got molested every moment of every day

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wearing my medium t shirt

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americans love talking about the holocaust like it had anything to do with them

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first guy to see a bear musta been like fucks sake

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gamepigeon snooker

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need to play pool

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@ariesbbz she sorta jumped the gun there a little bit

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

always funny when someone jumps the gun and says something racist. whoops sorta misread the room

[The Independent @Independent]

Bond wouldn’t be the same if he had been raised on a multicultural council estate and saw minorities as his equal, writes avid Bond girl Ava Vidal.

Read more: https://t.co/432u6uwMj7

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

#noticing

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching avatar

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cant stand when people question me about my opinions like im supposed to know

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@thejoeydavis blade runner though come on now

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genuinely whats the point of gcses

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lotta lesbians are really annoying about it

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living with four blokes next year. hopefully one of thems gay so at least some housework gets done

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the very little contemporary poetry ive seen leads me to believe that a lot of "poets" are only aware of a single technique, line breaks, and also are mainly informed by tweets from 2014

[maundering yokel @anomicca]

I would probably just split the difference and google "meal planning reddit" or something. that kind of crowdsourced knowledge generally blows my friend whose dad has cancer out of the water

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

@pashtunmarxism they could at least say something about jews who may have been frightened by the loud noises. the real victims

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

let me just get the £12,500 cash

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Young people could swap a year's state pension for £12,500 cash to get on property ladder under new proposal https://t.co/X4HBPfyhEj

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

must be 40-50% of my camera is this mindful gorilla

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[Treehouse dog man @needsomeclown]

come on cant be getting mad at tracy morgan. hes retarded. and really really funny

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🦁

[Hei Wa Wa @yaqobhyndes]

Few realise this