Lol bye

it me

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i identify as an inconvenience to the world

[SP @sarahzolee]

We can all relate sis, stay strong♥️ https://t.co/em8vz2zMtp

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

u kno when ur hair is greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself and ur entire life everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

the best part of a long day is finally getting to come home, wash off your makeup, put your hair up, and shed this human flesh prison to reveal your true lizard form haha am I right ladies

[Ali Plumb @AliPlumb]

I unironically love this joke.

[Lol bye @neeenerr]

imagine how many less people we’d have on earth if getting pregnant required the woman’s orgasm too

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

“Hold on lemme just hotbox these bugs so I can steal and eat their goo.” -beekeepers everywhere

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Hope for you yet @dylansprouse https://t.co/yUlEr6Jkcs

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

In the modern world, where the pursuit of money is considered more important than the cultivation of inner values a fresh approach is required to incorporate secular ethics or universal values into the system of education.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

will u be the yee to my haw

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. do not forget to perform. your post snoozle stretchems. they are a crucial part. of anyone's success