Hannah👸🌵

Entrepreneur, Balloon Artist🎈Wurom ase Wurom👊🏽 Live😁 Laugh🤣 Love❤️

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Most of these guys prefers a bad leader from their tribe than a good leader from another tribe.

This is our biggest problem ✍️

[Hannah👸🌵 @neeerhat03]

Everytime😤

[Ibrahim M @ibrah_shuwa]

There’s this renewed anger you get when you buy fuel

[Hannah👸🌵 @neeerhat03]

@SlimNazi Chaiiii🤧🤣

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

Normalize squeezing people's mouth when they talk too much.

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

I hope Kaestrings never stops making worship songs.

His songs heal me, soothes my spirit.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I love how women woke up one day and decided to stop relaxing their hair with chemicals👏👏👏👏👏

You rarely see a women with relaxed hair these days ❤️

[Holy Bible @Holy__Bible1]

“𝙃𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚.”

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

APC losing 2027 presidential election

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Fix power? committee
Fix insecurity? committee
Census? Committee

Borrow? Instant noodles

[GOLKITDA 🦅⚖️ @_Kamor]

Original names of places in Jos and other parts of Plateau State for you education and information.

> Jos - Jot
> Zaria Road - Behwol
> Angwan Rogo - Gura Lomanjei
> Rukuba road - Kabong
> Kasuwan katako - Laranto
> Dogon Dutse - Gufwa Gachik
> Congo Russia - Chwel Nyap
> Abattoir - Giring
> Tudun Naira - Ji Giring
> Dogon karfe - Giring
> Dadin kowa - Diye Ji
> Zaramaganda - Diye
> Rayfield - Topp
> Mai Adiko - Topp
> Delimi - Kwang
> Wild life park - Mado
> Tudun wada - Jishe
> Gold & base - Yinggi
> Anglo Jos - Dashonong
> Dorowa(School of Health) - Dahwol Danggwong
> Tim Tim - Ret
> State low cost - Rantya
> Bukuru - Beku baru
> Sabon Gidan kanar - kul; kazong
> Dorowa Gindin dutse - kang'abe
> Kuru jenta lll -Gakok
> Kuru baba -Bado
> Kuru station -Wereng
> Sabon Pegi (Trade center )- Dahwak
> Kaduna Vom /Shanu (vom vet )-Zangkwon; Dagwol
> Sabon Gidan Danyaya(Bisichi)- Kara
> Sabon Gidan foron (korot ) - Rahwol Pwat/Rahwol Dung Ja'an
> Mai Idontoro - Rot Nafok (Gyoot )
> Barkin Bako - Dang'ah
> Bakin kogi - Rebet
> Tsofon foron - Nkan (Kapwis)
> Buka da Gindi - Ratt
> Mai Idontoro Tsofo - Rubung
> Yelwa in Heipang - Tatu
> Barkin Ladi - Gwol
> Gana Ropp - Kufang
> Dorowa(BarkinLadi) - Wereh
> Kurra Falls - Kurak
> Dorowa Tsofo - Gwakim
> Bawan Dodo - Gashet
> Werreng Camp - Wereng
> Makafo - Rim.
> Maraban Jama'a - Vwei
> Hawan Kibo - Sopp
> Namua - Gura Loh Gut
> Dogo Na Hauwa - Demburuk
> Bukuru Low cost - Nyango Gyel
> West of Mines - Rot Norong

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

The Nigerian Government is not innocent in the endless massacres in Jos.

[Hannah👸🌵 @neeerhat03]

Yes!!!🤣🤣🤣

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The official signal to go to sleep isn't yawning. It's dropping your phone directly onto your own face.

[Hannah👸🌵 @neeerhat03]

🤣

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

I want to be boldly denying my past statements like Daniel Bwala!

[Lord Scummander & Movies @zhurg_]

“Lets pray for Nigeria” should attract hot slap.

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

How much do you know about Ground nut?

Is it just something you munch on or eat in passing?

These Groundnut facts will blow your mind.

Groundnuts break almost every plant rule: they flower in the open, hide their fruits in the soil, and quietly feed millions across the globe.

Behind this small, crunchy snack is a story of strange science, survival, and surprising strength.

Interesting facts about groundnuts:-

• Groundnuts, also called peanuts, are not true nuts at all they are legumes related to beans and peas, yet they grow their pods underground like hidden treasure.

• After pollination, the peanut flower produces a special stalk called a peg that bends downward and pushes the developing seed into the soil, making groundnuts one of the very few plants that bury their own fruits.

• A single peanut plant can produce dozens of pods, each containing 2–4 seeds, all formed completely out of sight beneath the soil.

• Groundnuts are nutritional powerhouses, packed with protein, healthy fats, vitamins, and minerals, small in size but extremely energy-dense.

• Roasting peanuts doesn’t just improve flavor; it actually increases certain antioxidant levels, making them even more beneficial. So you see roasted Groundnut is better than cooked Groundnut

• Some peanut varieties grow over 30 inches tall above ground, while their real harvest develops secretly below, proving that the most important work happens unseen.

• Groundnuts have helped prevent famine in several regions of the world because they store well, grow quickly, and provide high energy in small portions.

• Peanuts contain resveratrol, the same antioxidant found in red wine linked to heart health and anti-aging https://t.co/TBFs27mLc3 if your mind too dey cut, eat Groundnut 😁

• Groundnuts are one of the most versatile crops on Earth, used to make oil, butter, snacks, sauces, soups, and even beverages. Groundnut = GbogboNise

• The peanut is scientifically classified as a geocarpic plant, meaning its fruit develops underground an evolutionary strategy used by very few plants.

• Peanut oil has a high smoke point, making it excellent for frying without breaking down easily, which is why it is widely used in cooking and food industries.

• Even after harvesting, groundnuts remain useful their shells are recycled as animal bedding, fuel, mulch, and soil conditioner.

• Groundnuts are incredibly efficient crops, producing massive yields from relatively small farmland and helping feed millions worldwide.

• Unlike many delicate crops, peanuts are tough survivors, thriving in hot climates and sandy soils where other plants struggle.

• Small, hidden, and often underestimated, groundnuts prove that some of the most powerful foods in the world grow quietly beneath the ground.

Nigeria is Africa's top Groundnut producer and top 5 in the world with close to 5m metric tons annual production.

It's not a myth that Groundnut Pyramid exists in Northern Nigeria and we once ruled the world of Groundnut.

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Happy weekend to you
Lanre NaijaFarmer

[Ani @cringe_shastri]

Nothing's more satisfying than a dry bathroom floor

[Hannah👸🌵 @neeerhat03]

The messages in this skit, sigh 😮‍💨

[Governor Amuneke @KevinblakC]

Amuneke’s government ensures safer bush than homes

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Happy International Mens Day to the men who show up, stand firm and carry more weight than they ever speak about. Your masculinity is not a problem. It is not toxic. And you do not exist to absorb society’s frustrations. A lot of us women see you, value you and are genuinely grateful for the protection, provision, leadership and love you bring into our lives and communities. Strong men create stable worlds, and the rest of us thrive because of it. You're appreciated 🍷

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

Nike - Just do it
Wike - Just overdo it