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[brandon* @brndxix]

just a truly incredible headline, one for the ages

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

how do i apply to be the next pope

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Severance is a very good show about how having a job is the worst thing that can happen to you.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Once i figure out how to articulate my thoughts you guys are fucked

[alison chains @cooldetat]

the most fucked up part about the chicago jeremy allen white lookalike contest is that there was no homage to lip gallagher. just the aprons and white t-shirts. shameless used to mean something

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

when they have a lookalike contest for the indian kid from Jessie its over for you mfs

[holmes @charlesxholmes]

there’s no high like checking a movie’s runtime and realizing it’s only 90 min

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

godzilla lookin ass mountain

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

lost my 2,883 day snap streak .i am finally free

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

literally go fuck yourselves @irs

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

my cousin in india asked me if i owned a gun and i said no and he said “what kind of an american are you?” 😭😭

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

yeah I support the troops

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Congratulations to India for landing Chandrayaan-3 on the Moon — joining Russia, USA, & China as the only countries to have achieved this feat. More importantly, it’s the first mission of any country to arrive near the Lunar South Pole - a possible location for future Moon bases.

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

@EvaMarieKailian you caved ??

[The 30 Year Old Cryer @__godshapedhole]

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

those seconds between being asked to open a jar and me actually opening it

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

@aspic_tarantula the other two!

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

my cousins kid got into her lipstick 😭

[kneecaps @neeharbhatt]

not feeling the water before jumping into the pool cuz im an adrenaline junkie