Nicole White

Weird but fucking beautiful

[Nicole White @neeks187]

I got a boyfriend and I’m so much less funny on Twitter and it’s KILLING my brand

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Fernando Mendoza and Curt Cignetti winning the National Championship

[Nicole White @neeks187]

What a game

[Nicole White @neeks187]

What an unfortunate airport code

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Gospeed Toronto Blue Jays

[Nicole White @neeks187]

My heart cannot handle a game 7

[Nicole White @neeks187]

I wish nothing but pain and suffering for every person who has ever worked at Avis

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! #WANTITALL

[shiny bug vega @vampl0r]

if taylor made an album i didn’t like i would pretend i liked it and change everything about myself until i truly liked it

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Don’t tell me what to do, google

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Thank you Apple, this is a very small area to search. I’m sure I’ll find it quickly!!

[Nicole White @neeks187]

The dreams I had last night should be studied, because what the fuck?

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Hot take: if you can’t lift your bag into the overhead compartment or take it out by yourself, you should not be carrying on a bag!

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Don’t mind me, just currently in an uber fleeing our favorite hotel bar

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Me: “Wow that was a great episode of Black Mirror, I really enjoyed it”

Every single person on Reddit: “That was, without a doubt, the worst episode of television to ever exist”

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Update: We are going to Scotland

[Nicole White @neeks187]

Update: it’s not going well. This man really wants to drink scotch

[Nicole White @neeks187]

In a devastating turn of events, I don’t have a single alcoholic beverage to take with me to the pool