Jeannine Schafer

Creative Director at @Meta. Making it up as I go along since forever. Hello.

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[Brooks Hamlett @brooks_hamlett]

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[Brooks Hamlett @brooks_hamlett]

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[Jeannine Schafer @neenerbot]

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen weirdos!

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@saraarielwong

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Guidance counselor got a student preganante. A girl shot herself in the gym showers. We had a serial rapist that everyone ignored. A kid shaved off his pubes and sent them to a girl. Run of the mill HS stuff. 😑

[Jeannine Schafer @neenerbot]

Hey, so, I want to make myself a website which I haven’t done since like 2006. What are all the cool kids using these days? Would so appreciate any advice. Here’s a pic of a cool moth on a tiny cacti as a token of my gratitude.

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Idk if this is real or not but I would have reacted very similarly to these bros.

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Me trying to make financial gains in life.

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An observation 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I danced so fucking hard at the @Lizzo show last night that I have felt hungover ALL DAY. Shook my ass too hard and found out exactly how old I am. Too old to go hard on a Tuesday night. That’s how old.

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@lizzo Torchys tho 🌮

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One of my neighbors is learning to play the bagpipes.

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@audgeyaudgey Did someone say big sink?

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@saraarielwong That’ll teach that baby

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@ThatEricAlper My energy and enthusiasm for everything.

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@DouglasDjaybrx I’ve never felt safer

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Ladies and gentlemen, our guard dog.

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@DouglasDjaybrx That big sign north of Pueblo announcing that “this is Boebert country” really made me wince.