Neepa Palle

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

do you wanna stay up and giggle

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i was just fucking around your honor

[misto @mistowho]

Can’t do shrooms w ugly people ima get scared

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

she’s so cool

[alyssa😢 @lesscoolalyssa]

Yall be careful driving out there I’m on my phone

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

[big man nuc ♥️ (100/100) @Nuc004]

reminder:

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Bernie at the inauguration

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

My 4yo is in a know-it-all phase where every time he asks a question he prefaces by saying “I already know this but can you remind me…” I told him there was a guy named Plato who said we’re born knowing everything and merely rediscover things, and he said “yeah I knew that”

[Neepa Palle @neepyp]

@wildtiktokss real question is why do fathers get all the credit for the work women put into being great people??

[edadz 🌟🌺 @estherdadaxoxo]

This is how I smile when I crack my friends up by saying something outlandish too

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he is full of love 🥹

[ghost . . @sulky80715248]

hey so i noticed you haven't replied to my last 17 erratic text messages and i was wondering if you needed me to send another 10 orrrr like what's up