Neets

I’m way less famous than I should be

[Neets @neet_aa]

I think the problem with our society is that we spend too much time worrying about what other people think... and not enough time perfecting our mashed potato technique.

[Dublin Fire Brigade @DubFireBrigade]

We have removed the 'woo' from our sirens after listening to comments made about the #LateLateToyShow audience.

You will now only here 'wee waw' or 'nee naw'

[Robert @Robster_16a]

Jacks reaction to the Disneyland invite #LateLateToyShow

[Bill Hill @BillHillWicklow]

In the corner of the smoking area in a local pub 40 years from now, his drinking buddies call bullshite as one man tells of how he once put one past the Irish Keeper in front of Millions and he did it with his eyes closed #Baller #LateLateToyShow

[Liamo12 @Liamo96O]

“HOLD ONTO YOUR FUCKIN SEATS” #LateLateToyShow

[Jules 🌞 @julisauruss]

Nice of them to include people from Cavan #toyshow

[Neets @neet_aa]

Nah. Dublin too

[braylonnn @braylon125]

ONLY IN TEXAS YOU GOTTA RACE A MF JUST TO SWITCH LANES🤦🏽‍♂️😭😂

[Assigned Cool At Birth @baldandafraid]

If someone puts a gun to my head and asks me to spell dun leaoirghrai tell my family I love them

[Nonke Mabizela @nonkem]

#tinderswindler

And the Best Supporting Actor Award in a movie goes to:

Peter 🤣🤌🙌

[Neets @neet_aa]

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American spellings don’t count.

[Neets @neet_aa]

Looks like something Padraig Harrington would design for Dunnes 😂😂

[kate @kanleyyy]

i’m about to blow his mind

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

2/2/22

[Neets @neet_aa]

Kill me.

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[Neets @neet_aa]

Today I said “I sent you an email in January”… how is it still January? 🙃

[Neets @neet_aa]

@ZayneMcPussy *whispers* on your feet

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

If I want to feel happy & calm online, I read Wikipedia. I realized recently, it's coz there's no algorithm.When I search, I'm not prompted towards the most popular searches. My clicks are driven by my own curiosity.I have agency.The hidden hand of the algorithm creates anxiety

[Neets @neet_aa]

Why is my iPhone alarm so violent?

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

Micheál Martin tonight in Coppers