Neetzan Zimmerman

Now: 🫥 // Then: @Gawker @TheHill @Lightspeedvp @TheMessenger // Legacy verified in @margarita’s heart

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@TaylorLorenz @nytimes screenshotting this bc I know your tweets delete and I may need this one day to gain entry into your crystal palace when you’re CEO of the world 👑👸🏻 Give ‘em hell!

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@AlexJamesFitz

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That’s it. All downhill from here. :-(

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

If nothing else, Lawrence Ferlinghetti is still alive. So there’s that.

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

Also: Kenneth Anger and Doris Day. What I’m saying is, could be worse.

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@jeremysliew @kirstenagreen @Nik_Quinn @dunn @rebeccak46 LTV is ultimately about loyalty and repetition. The brand must create a value add over its immediate competition to maintain interest over time. Convenience, content, cool. Something that both keeps people coming back and keeps them from going away to someone else.

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

.@ChuckECheeses is such a fascinating time capsule! Is there another kids brand in 2019 less concerned with appealing to 2019 kids?

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

nobody:

this chair: don’t even think about it

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@hunterw @rjwile Check out the @replyall eps on this, if you haven’t yet. I don’t think people realize how much of a sleeping giant this is, given how accustomed most tech-savvy folks are to just hanging up.

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@hunterw https://t.co/X3fxH7Dv5k

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

We have a very serious robocall fraud problem in this country as @replyall recently ID’d. Just got a call referring to me as “dear citizen” and informing me that my SS# has been “canceled.” There are lots of vulnerable folks who are definitely falling for this.

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

We have a very serious robocall fraud problem in this country as @replyall recently ID’d. Just got a call referring to me as “dear citizen” and informing me that my SS# has been “canceled.” There are lots of vulnerable folks who are definitely falling for this.

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

wow rude

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

Being metric-obsessed isn’t the problem, it’s being obsessed with the wrong metrics.

[Nieman Reports @NiemanReports]

From @CJR: BuzzFeed cuts should mean the death of metric-obsessed media (but will it actually?) https://t.co/caWd2Tjmtz

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

The quintessential Shark Tank episode is the one where they pass on @ring because it’s not already worth a billion dollars

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@SparkieTweets Thanks Sandy!

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

As the kids say, some personal news:

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@michaelheywire Not having a blue check mark is the new blue check mark

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

@nycjim This article contains at least three buried ledes

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

Having a total blast talking to cool people doing cool new things. DMs still open. Anyone doing innovative stuff is welcome. Keep ‘em coming!

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

This is *wayyy* too kind, but yes, talk to me. DMs are open

[Neetzan Zimmerman @neetzan]

Incorrect

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

You don't have to watch Succession https://t.co/OjlYUqhOT1