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[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When i finally gather courage to say something in the group chat and everybody ignores me. 💔

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me waiting for my man to put his shoes on, after I took 2 hrs to get ready

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is starting to get to you

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me at 6am, 10am, 1pm, 4pm, 8pm, 11pm

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[BIG E @nefariti]

@tamyalanaex Rs😭😭😭😭

[BIG E @nefariti]

why are you asking me if I’m from Egypt just bc my name is Egypt???? Like mad it make sense

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me calculating how I finished all my money

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The 1⃣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

them doordash prices make you look in the kitchen a few more times

[. @Fimiye]

me this June:

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Black dude in the orange shirt will beat you tf up in boxing too

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

An incredible four seasons in Philly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚